Paper Technician

Someone in IT who has a bunch of certifications but is totally incompetent when it comes to doing actual work.

Mark reinstalled the heatsink without the CPU, filling the socket with thermal paste, he's such a paper technician.

by Deimosian May 4, 2019

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Jib Technician

A person who builds or modifies already prebuilt things high on meth, thinking that their make-shift modification has improved the object and convinced they are a jack of all trades who can "fix" almost anything. Kind of like a flailed out MacGyver or an on-one Mike Holmes. Often times than not, the jib technician that wants to learn the anatomy of, for example, a laptop, the tech will flail it apart and put it back together with some screws or pieces of the laptop missing thinking that it will be fine.

Ron is a red seal jib technician.

by Steadybeat August 8, 2020

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The Technician

A skilled player, usually at a pub sport of some kind. Darts, pool, or particularly Snooker. Methodical and utterly emotionless in their approach to the game, surgical almost.

Yeah I drew the technician in the Christmas Masters didn’t I. Thought I had him after a decent 20 break but he just eased in to second gear and took me apart. He dispatched Danny in the second round too.

by DMoore3:16 April 25, 2021

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Oversize commodity relocation technician

trucker who hauls shit you can't. Generally hard as fuck. Doesn't give a shit about how mad you are at them for making you 30 seconds late for your meeting

Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!

by pugsley89 September 14, 2019

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