Tannerexic

when you cant get tan no matter how long you stay out in the sun.

Ha.Your so tannerexic

by thasss riteee August 6, 2008

Tanner

Broke my damn heart. Though he was there for me but he wasn’t. Fake like plastic is what he is. This makes me sick just thinking about it.

“Tanner is fake”

by Yeeyee12345678910 January 5, 2019

Tainter-Totter

Once you drop anchor on your partner's knee (lay cable or take the browns to the superbowl) you gently strattle the log between the leg and your taint and rock back and forth

I gave that bitch a mean tainter-totter last night

by Terd see-saw with taint January 17, 2009

Tannered Em

Not scoring or finalizing with a girl...going home alone to fap because you are too scared to make a move or have no game.

Jacob: Dude I've slept with alex like twice today. What about you?

Greg: Dude I Tannered em...I was too scared to talk to any of those girls and brought one home who pissed in Jp's bed.

Alex R: Dude you definitely tannered.

Jacob: Tanner youre gay

by J Riot November 19, 2010

Tanner's Law

Just because Tanner sleeps with you doesn't mean that you are dating, talking, or a thing in any way. It simply means you were in his way and just cute enough to sleep with.

"Dude these cute chicks won't move."
"Tanner's Law man"

by mr wizard man April 4, 2015

tannerite

explosive that should only be yoused to kill isis and make them waswas

tannerite

by weedygonzoless May 24, 2016

Tanner

Tanner is a sexy man who is very athletic, gets hella pussy, and fucks every night. Although not intelligent in school he is intelligent In the bedroom. Every girl out there wants to fuck him and get fingered by him. Boys you better watch out because he gonna fuck your bitch and eat her pussy all gone🙈🍑🍆

I wanna fuck Tanner so badly and just want him to like me so I can break up with the man I’m makin him jealous wit

by Jamal Cemariyan December 5, 2017