Trophy wanker

A man who wanks over trophys
by Thecreatorofthedictonariy January 18, 2020
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trophy hunting

to try as hard as you can to go undefeated in a magic: the gathering online league
This stream we'll be trophy hunting in the holiday cube
by creepermanunder16 December 16, 2019
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trophy cougar

a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.
Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.
by fannie65432 March 15, 2017
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Golden Trophy

Where one person pisses in a wine glass and throws it at a homeless person
hello homeless man, you have the choice of a 3000 degree honeybun or a golden trophy
by DarcyVR January 14, 2025
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Salty trophy

A salty trophy: when, after achieving a podium in racing, you fill your trophy with jizz and the woman/team mates drink from said trophy
Bryan, how are you celebrating your podium?

- with a mighty salty trophy
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trophy pony

A beautiful person who dies at your house party. They can be a celebrity, but that is not a necessity. It does not imply that you are responsible for the death, merely that you enjoy the notoriety that accompanies such an event.
Desiree OD'd at Tanya's house. Definitely her trophy pony.
by Kikki8899 June 09, 2013
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Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.
My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”
by 🙂🙃😬 February 22, 2023
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