tiberious

liking feminine men with strange facial hair

Don't mess with that guy, he is such a tiberious.

by lirpattey May 6, 2010

Tibbs

A person who is different in many ways. Differs on size. usually born weighing many punds and then usually gets passed by everyone for size at around 12 or 11 very cool guy if you get to know him. Nice guy, respectful, enjoys having fun with friends. Often Canadian. Any body named Tibbs is very fun though if you get to know him. hes athletic and enjoys sports where you run a lot like basketball soccer or track. he usually plays in a defensive midfield or goalie position. he can catch things quite well. He has some nice friends and curly blonde or dark brown hair. Enjoys holidays and takes things way to serious. tries to come up with excuses for things being said. EX: Guy: dude you barely have grown!!!
Tibbs: yeah becasue my birthday is later than you guys!!
Guy:Yeah only about 4 months. Normally takes a couple of years to make a move on a girl. Even though a girl finds him attractive.

Girl1: Do you know that guy Tibbs
Girl2: yup i sure do!
Girl1: i wanted to make a move on me in like 1st grade but he hasnt even done it yet and we are 14!!!
Girl2: its ok. eventually he will.
Girl1: You said that in 6th grade. i think i will talk to one of his friends to convince him
Girl2: i already has done that and still he won't!!!

by Barzaa December 28, 2011

Tibere

Often short and of middle-eastern descent. Known for being proud of their sand nigger heritage and prepared to perform acts of terror, in the name of Allah.

Person A: Hey look there's a short middle eastern guy flying a plane into the world trade center on the TV!

Person B: I bet his name is Tibere.

by A Nagger December 26, 2013

tibetan crabs

this is an espesially painful form of crabs where they immediatly attack the gouche. usually tibetan crabs are caught by making love to extremely heavy women, most of these women can be found in the himalayas of tibet.

i was with this hoe last night, she gave some mean dome but she gave me tibetan crabs. whata hoe!!!!!!!!!!!

by dickbonus August 1, 2003

Tibber

A man's John Thomas,...one's knob,...the cock.

"I'm off to see the doc' this aft' about that wart on me tibber."
"...and it wasn't till I got home that I realised me tibber had been dangling out of me trousers the whole time!"

by Mr. Sam October 27, 2005

Tibet

Tibet was an independent country but in 1959 China invaded and annexed it, killing 1 million people and destroying 1800 temples. Of course the United Nations did nothing.

Why the U.N. didn't do anything to free Tibet from china?

Because they were too busy passing resolutions against Israel

by fuckTheUN August 21, 2003

Tibetan hard candy

Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Rivera's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Rivera's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.

-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"

-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.

by CIA Napkin August 15, 2006