This Toads the Wet Sprocket!

Saying this means that you are in a bad or otherwise unwanted situation.

Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.
"My favorite TV show was cancelled? This toads the wet sprocket!"
by Ziekerz August 26, 2007
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Motherless son of a toad

Often shortened to MSOAT, this barabric insult is used by goons to describe people that they don't have a liking for.
"Would you decease in that constant frivolity you motherless son of a toad!"
by Freddie Leech November 27, 2007
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Toad Jar Moron

When you begin to truly smell how awful your McDonald's breath is while everyone around doesn't.. This is possible by donning a cylindrical glass space helmet with a circulator and walking down the middle school hallway whilst simultaneously talking to yourself out loud attempting to trigger innocent bystanders...
*Everyone is just minding themselves*

Toad Jar Moron passes by "hey bitches look at me cockworms I like gary trannis and big blue dildose in my spichole, I'm retarded!"

Nobody responds.

Toad Jar Moron continues further "BROD would any one of you put a rubbery slimey cyan phallus down my mouth, preferably neon big blu glow aura emitting cock you get one? I'M BEGGING YOU FUCKING DO IT I PLEAD.

After the silence has settled, Toad reverts to neutral and denies ever saying such things.
by Hailey the Blondey October 12, 2022
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Going to Toad’s House

Doing acid, LSD, shrooms, etc.
I’m Going to Toad’s House tomorrow.
by Mecockalonga October 20, 2019
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stack o toads

slang used in place of ectasy.
Jared asked Jay "would you happen to have a stack o toads?" Jay replied, "no, but devon might be able to get some".
by chabot July 19, 2006
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toad the wet sprocket

A pop/rock band from the 80's and 90's
I finally got some toad the wet sprocket tickets
by finbar36 February 06, 2010
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