Kevin

Your Local School Shooter....
Obsessed with Pokémon and Minecraft...
Least likely to get a girl...
Most likely to die a virgin...

I don’t know. Kevin is just weird. He is a decent friend, but can be annoying after some time.

by J_u_s_t_a_p_e_r_s_o_n March 19, 2019

Kevin

Kisses guys

Kevin is a gay fuck

by Gay Kevin. 67 December 6, 2019

Kevin

A Kevin is a gift to this world, a guy who everyone needs in his life. A girl whose with him automatically becomes the luckiest person in the world. Everyone needs a Kevin, the guy who can be all handsome, cute, sexy, hot and adorable. His smile and presence glows up the dark. its so contagious, his laugh, smile and happiness. I love Kevy, because he also smells amazing! I hope everyone finds a Kevin, but again not everyone deserves him. His practically a living teddy bear, his so cuddly, warm and cozy!! He has no flaws, but his stubbornness always has to compete with mine. A Kevin, comes with multiple Kevy's, its like capture the pokemon! A mad Kevy, happy Kevy and sad Kevy are his main ones. Whether its either of these, Kevin always deserves a big hug!

Everyone needs a Kevin.

Look over there! Whose that? Its Kevin, that hot mudafawker.

by meimories November 27, 2022

Kevin

is a very sensitive guy he can’t take jokes from no one

He dates very unattractive women in his life and still gets heartbroken

A very sad depressed guy

Why does kevin look sad?

by Jduxuwuwufudud August 15, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is fat

Yo kevin why you so fat

by Niggetr January 11, 2020

KEVIN

Big ballin ass dude who is super cool and the bestest ever really rich but don’t like to talk about it and acts poor so he doesn’t have to spend money and keeps on saving. Secretly can afford a Tesla but he’s humble and don’t like to show off so he might drive Honda or f150 . Smartest guy in the room but acts like a dumbass and might steal your girl. Kevin’s are amazing and if you run across one in your local coffee shop just know he might have spit in it.

Damm Kevin is a boss, he was driving around downtown with my girl in a Tesla and it wasn’t a rental.

I know guy.

I’m not your guy friend.

I’m not your friend buddy.

I’m not your buddy guy.

by Basketcasenat July 17, 2023

Kevin

My mother fucking man if u touch him look at him or talk to him I’ll beat your head into a wall🙃 he is mine forever 😘 my nigga the best y’all go find u a Kevin but stay away from mine 😤😤😤

“That nigga Kevin fine asf”

“Yup that’s my husband leave him alone he don’t want u he wants me bitch 🙃”

by 🙄🙃🙃🙃🙃 December 24, 2018