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Bleacher Creature

A bunch of pot heads that chill on the bleachers at their high school or a local high school all day and smoke cigarettes and weed.
P-sped you fucking bleacher creature, go home!
by pinetard January 5, 2010
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methalogical creature

Creatures only when fucked off on meth-example treeples
The methalogical creatures are coming for me
by Cheekychris May 3, 2018
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She-creature

That escort turned out to be a she-creature.
by J719S July 28, 2021
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Creature Report

at the end of an octonauts episode, before the credits, they do a segment where they go over what you've learned already in the episode while showing real photos and or videos of that sea creature. Sometimes these photos are extremely disturbing. The song goes as follows:
Creature Report, Creature Report
(Creature Report!)
Fact:
Something something something check check check
Something something something check check B R E E N
Something some something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something check check, check!
Something some something, some something some something

Dance break!
...
go something! go something! go something! creature report, creature report! (Creature Report!)
We're done with the missoooooooooooooooon, octonauts at ease. Until the next adventure!
by iminhellplshelpahhh September 6, 2024
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2014
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The creature

Even the meat worm is afraid of the creature
by Gnomiga June 24, 2024
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Riddle Creature

A term regarding any student at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University (applicable to both campuses). Typically referring to people who lack basic social skills, good posture, any sense of fashion and don't touch enough grass.
"Dude, my lab partner is such a riddle creature, all he talks about is his gaming set up and he wears suspenders."
by milfluvr6942069 February 1, 2023
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