other wise known as PL, Pro-active Laziness is where you plan so well that you can do fuck all all day and yet still accomplish so much without lifting a fat ass off the couch
for the opposite see Reactive laziness
for the opposite see Reactive laziness
Pro-active Laziness is :
-Doing Internet shopping for xmas and food.
-Picking places with escalators instead of steps
-Planning a whole journey to another country so deep that it requires no amount of walking whatso ever
-Doing Internet shopping for xmas and food.
-Picking places with escalators instead of steps
-Planning a whole journey to another country so deep that it requires no amount of walking whatso ever
by Darkhorsevru July 05, 2011
Someone who does sidequests such as; pulling the baddest girl at school while partying, going to the gym, working 8 hours a day etc. to a point his life seems so ridiculously nice, that you would do anything to get a taste of it.
“Bro, have you seen brandon pulled Katie from senior year right after he got off of work? She is so bad, 10/10”
Damn. Fake natty activities bro
Damn. Fake natty activities bro
by Yungsomalimafia July 13, 2023
when a cell phone has words like 'fuck', 'cunt', and 'penis' already programmed in the dictionary/ t9
"I wonder why my phone doesn't automatically spell the word 'penis'."
"Well, it's probably not <i>textually active.</i>"
"Well, it's probably not <i>textually active.</i>"
by aracelym January 17, 2009
by heworetusks June 04, 2007
1. Virtually any activity you're doing at any given point in time, cause let's face it: you're an idiot.
2. Arguably a matter of personal preference, but generally accepted as any activity the majority of people would never partake in, simply because those activities are, indeed, fucking stupid.
2. Arguably a matter of personal preference, but generally accepted as any activity the majority of people would never partake in, simply because those activities are, indeed, fucking stupid.
Tom from Accounting: "Hey, Sasha, I've got a case and a half of vodka, two freshly shaved gerbils and a picture in my head of you an me swappin' my own cum back and forth in some sort of sloppy gerbil butt-humpin' frenzy. Whatta ya say?"
Taser: "Zzap!"
*ZzAp!!*
*ZzzZZ!zzZZzaAa!AaAAaAP!pP!P!!!*
Sasha: "Now those are some stupid-ass activities you've suggested, Tom. Might I suggest something more subtle once your balls stop sizzling?"
Taser: "Zzap!"
*ZzAp!!*
*ZzzZZ!zzZZzaAa!AaAAaAP!pP!P!!!*
Sasha: "Now those are some stupid-ass activities you've suggested, Tom. Might I suggest something more subtle once your balls stop sizzling?"
by Ezmin February 18, 2008
"the advantage of a good relationship is you can have commence in open belt activities with your best friend, unlike in casual fucking, because if you just casually fuck your best friend it just feels weird"
by thooperdooper January 02, 2012
by CARLI!!! August 15, 2008