Terminal Illness

Funny definition: Airport sickness

Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.

A terminal illness usually affects the brain (Dementia, Alzheimer's Disease, CJD/vCJD, Huntington's Disease, ALS, etc.)

However, this is not always the case.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

terminal munchosity

the unexplainable feeling of hunger one gets once they pass through security at the airport, no matter how much they pigged out prior to their arrival.

Annette "Why am I so freaking hungry? I just ate a huge breakfast!"
Jason "Must be terminal munchosity, I think the airports pump oxygen through the ventilation system to make people crave food."

by gerlitzappel October 11, 2009

Terminal Stupid

A rare and uncurable disease of the brainmatter. It is thought to affect reasoning skills and is often a death sentence for those diagnosed. While scientists aren’t sure what causes it, it’s thought to be some combination of watching anime and actively searching up yaoi and other forms of nsfw material relating to anime.

Person one: “I just watched Ladybird. It was a really good movie and I think the characters were written very well.”
Person two: “Have you ever played MysticMessenger?”
Person one: “No way. If I did that I’d catch the Terminal Stupid.”

by apple cruncher August 20, 2018

Premature Termination

A most unfortunate phenomenon among public transport systems in congested cities all over the world in which a bus journey, for example, spontaneously ends before its scheduled termination point, forcing the passengers to find an alternative route to their destination. This causes frustration among the passengers which may result in verbal complaints directed at no one in particular, physical altercations with the transport operator who had no say in the matter to begin with, or, in the UK's case, no verbal or physical reactions at all, but rather a subtle, passive-aggressive tension, created and felt by each individual who reluctantly steps off of the vehicle, which is held in for the remainder of the workday, thereby making it worse than it would have been already, spiralling the already bleak Brit further into the abyss of their own depressive essence.

Transport announcement of the premature termination: "Bus 220 to Wandsworth... the destination of this bus has changed... Putney Bridge Station - this bus terminates here."
Literally every passenger on the bus who is now late for work: "**silently, frustratingly contemplates suicide**"

by formula1reviews March 26, 2018

Terminal Meme

Terminal meme originates from Tumblr. It originally started as a combination of 6 memes, which were the YMCA, take the breadsticks and run, man door hand hook car door, gun, meme combo, and loss.jpg. It then evolved into a political compass, making it 7. The 8 meme combo landed the whole thing in the frame of "look at this graph," and adding I just had to do it to em made it 9. Meme 10 was located in distracted boyfriend, as Tumblr prefers this to "normal memes." It then fluttered itself over to "is this a pigeon" for the 11th meme, and then over to Gravity Falls for number 12, "oh this, this is beautiful." They then decided to use the expanding brain meme, to show the amount of thought that went into this, for number 13. Apparently the original is now disliked, as the 14th meme said that it doesn't spark joy, but number 13 does. Lastly, the 15th. Left Exit 12 Off Ramp. Tumblr, is not a normal website.

"Hey, do you know where I can find the full Terminal Meme?"

by BananaCantelope March 16, 2022

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 19, 2024

Terminally vibing

When one has stopped vibing yet can’t leave the vibin position

I can’t get up I’m terminally vibing

by Phoenix5657 March 28, 2020