sweet teabag

Prior to teabagging, you dip your scrotum in sugar, and then drop the now sugary-sweet package in an unsuspecting victim's mouth.
Guy 1: Oh man, that dude teabagged me last night when I was passed out drunk.

Guy 2: I'm jealous, did it taste salty?

Guy 1: It actually tasted pretty good, it was a sweet teabag.

Guy 2: You're a homo.
by atothec November 22, 2006
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Greek teabag

After anal sex with a girl, a guy dips his ball sack into the girl's anus, flips the girl over, and proceeds to bounce his scrotum up and down on the girl's face.
When Zinovia came over for an afternoon snack, I knew right away she'd be down for a Greek teabag.
by amherstluver January 18, 2013
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flaming teabag

1. an extremely homosexual person. 2. to describe someone as being really gay, being a fag, or uncool.
"I can't believe that you did that, you're such a flaming teabag!"
by trunks6190 December 20, 2006
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Tetley Teabag

To show somebody your balls, the colour and shape resembles a Tetley Teabag.
I was on the coach talking to my mate, when Matty says "Hey look at this!" I saw his Tetley Teabag and cringed.
by QD91 December 08, 2007
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Suck a Teabag

suck a teabag is an insult used when you want tell someone to piss off. it is extremely rude and will easily get rid of any nuisances.
oh my gosh go suck a teabag.
honestly go suck a tea bag your annoying me so much.
by phannysthiffer April 17, 2019
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Teabag fairy

The fictional character blamed for teabagings.
"Looks like somebody got a visit from the teabag fairy"
by Mesey-mese December 09, 2008
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teabag in the ocean

Lacking power and/or substance.

Used to describe a poor performance in sporting activities or daily life.

Also commonly used in fantasy football leagues as smack talk.
Man, did you see Mike miss that football by a mile? He's like a teabag in the ocean out there.

or

I'm sorry Mr. Mason, your last report from the press department was like a teabag in the ocean. Weak!
by James Strange November 03, 2007
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