always thinking you’re too pale or never tanned enough
addiction to tanning, fake tan or tanning beds
addiction to tanning, fake tan or tanning beds
girl 1: “i tanned again, i look so pale”
girl 2: “i think you have tan dysmorphia”
girl 1: “i think you’re right”
girl 2: “i think you have tan dysmorphia”
girl 1: “i think you’re right”
by dragonqueen123 October 9, 2023

Describes the unusually bright orange spray on tan that New Jersey residents primarily Guidos think is ever so 'HOT'
by Big Game January 18, 2009

A girl who uses fake tan far too much, and takes it way too seriously. The phrase "she looks like she's been tangoed!" is a common description.
Girls often fake tan far too much with the intenton of looking more tanned and beautiful than they actually are, but take it too far and end up looking more like they've been doused in gravy.
Girls often fake tan far too much with the intenton of looking more tanned and beautiful than they actually are, but take it too far and end up looking more like they've been doused in gravy.
by Strizzle November 6, 2006

by dont let this happen to you July 2, 2009

The pasty white skin condition videogameaholics and computer nerds in general suffer from.
This is caused by their rare appearance into the offline world, with insufficient exposure to UV light these otherwise healthy looking people develop a very pale face & body.
This is not to be used to describe albino's and red heads as their habits have nothing to do with their pale complexion.
Also not meant to describe un-brown people, stritly to describe extraordinarily pale folk.
Common side affects: over weight due to fast food & cheetos , ultra skinny due to refusing to get off the computer to even eat let alone excersise
This is caused by their rare appearance into the offline world, with insufficient exposure to UV light these otherwise healthy looking people develop a very pale face & body.
This is not to be used to describe albino's and red heads as their habits have nothing to do with their pale complexion.
Also not meant to describe un-brown people, stritly to describe extraordinarily pale folk.
Common side affects: over weight due to fast food & cheetos , ultra skinny due to refusing to get off the computer to even eat let alone excersise
by Alex01tib November 10, 2007

by 9888 August 22, 2010

Luke sanders: yo dude check out my Tom Tans (takes shoe off to show retangle tan on his feet)
Adam: duuuuuuuuuude grosss
Adam: duuuuuuuuuude grosss
by avengedrkr July 16, 2011
