Simping

Simping is a word used when an individual (male) is caught sneaking around with a camera in the hopes of snapping a picture of an unsuspecting female

He was simping around

by tiellQ February 11, 2020

Swimming

swimming might actually be the worst activity known to mankind. swimming can take a normal human being and turn them into a shallow, self centered, arrogant, cocky freakshow. this normally occurs in males. while swimmers might be the most sexually active, its usally male on male when it comes to the type of guy it takes to put a size 24 speedo on. for the girls, rock on - however you have man shoulders and should never wear skirts in the winter to expose those wildebeast legs.

male non-swimmer: hey, that kid looks like he stuffed his 2 inch peen into that size 24 banana hammock and thinks he looks cool.

swimmer: wait ... that isnt cool? i was kinda thinking about running up and smacking that fine ass. swimming is the besssst.

by pumpkin98348 April 28, 2006

swimming

A slang term used as smoking marijuana (cannabis). Often times can be linked by using:

- Water = Marijuana
- Swimsuit = Pipe
- Wet - Being high

Hey do you want to go swimming afterschool? I'll bring the water and my swimsuit!

by Brian Suarez May 26, 2006

Swimming

The act of watching Adult Swim

Man, I gotta quit swimming before I loose all sense of logic.

by Randy Cuyler July 28, 2011

Night Swimming

The act of going to a dark alley at three o' clock in the morning and putting your arm elbow-deep into a disease-ridden prostitute's orifices.

Hey, Johnny got paid today, you want to go night swimming tonight?

by MisterProblems September 25, 2015

Simping

Any male who shows affection

Ayoooo Jeff is simping over Veronica

by Chs14 July 4, 2020

swimming

vrb: to engage in lesbian sex.

me and my ex spent a lot of time swimming

by whilykitt September 5, 2005