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swedish torpedo

the act of doing a helicopter with your penis in front of a girls face, then quickly poking her in the with your boner...almost like a torpedo
Drew: So I was planning on doing the Swedish Torpedo to this retarded whore named Chrissy.....
Matt & Mitch:tht fucking puck slut??good work man!
Matt:u hit and ran right?
Drew:what?
Mitch:fucking gross man....
Alex: i got a chubby
Matt:Holy shit i just made this bitch Danielle blind in one eye with that shit
by bigjewdicksss February 22, 2008
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Swedish Strudel

When a guy shits on your chest then cums on top of it
Oh my god I heard becky loves when ryan gives her a swedish strudel!
by liamsebastian July 28, 2010
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Swedish holiday

Police Officer: What are you doing, sir?
Perv: I'm on a Swedish holiday.
Police Officer: Yeah, this isn't Sweden. I'm arresting you.
by ctrlU September 19, 2013
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Swedish Picklejar

When a gay man or straight woman takes in everyhole at once. Mouth, ass, twat. Both hands have to be occupied aswell. The swedes, are known for doing this.
Man, we made a total swedish picklejar out of her last night eh?
Hey, would you wanna partake in a little somthing I like to call a swedish picklejar.
by Rendall Rickster June 15, 2006
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swedish flop

The sound your dick makes when you slap a swedish person across the face.
by Cloudius March 2, 2008
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swedish meatball

a sexual act in which the woman is forcibly placed into a laundry hamper, shoved down the stairs, and upon reaching the bottom, the man proceeds to throw swedish meatballs on her naked body
Lucas: I heard about this new sex position at camp. Its called swedish meatballs.

Sam (brother): Lucas never went to camp...
by ghettosuperstahswede August 3, 2008
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Swedish Jacuzzi

When a boy and a girl have sex in a Jacuzzi filled up with butter garlic and pieces of steak
Him: what the fuck are they doing? They are covered in sauce
Me: oh that's the swedish Jacuzzi
Him: ... What the fuck
by ליהי October 3, 2020
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