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Pity Ham

Ham that is given to someone as an after thought.
Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.

Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: “the next day” oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would y’all like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we don’t like Pity Ham.
by Max Baskin February 14, 2023
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Pity Fuck

When you fuck a person out of pity. for example you know that Angela cant get laid, so you fuck her out of pity, so she feels better, even though, she will never pull a guy
Im gonna pity fuck Angela because she aint gonna get laid no time soon
by HideousMuffin January 24, 2024
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pity plate

A plate of food (usually wrapped in aluminum foil) you bring home to gramma or granpa from a family function or celebration they were too old to attend. Usually, the intended recipient really hates this and only accepts it with a grimace and mumbled words.
Ah poor gramma and pop-pop they couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because they were too old to leave the house. Let's bring them a 'pity plate' home to them.
by nottachooch November 23, 2017
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pity likes

On facebook, when you make a witty comment on a person's status and the person likes your comment first, and then, a few minutes later, out of pity for the other people who commented, likes the rest of the comments on her status. This often happens even when you weren't the first one to comment on the status.
I know I shouldn't give a shit, but Miranda gave out pity likes again after I commented on her 7-11 free slurpee status with "never forget." Fuck that bitch.
by mattdoge December 23, 2013
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Pity Biscuit

When your wife or girlfriend has sex with you, even when not in the mood, in an attempt to make you feel better.
"He had a rough week so I threw him a little Pity Biscuit to lift his spirits."
by AB1991 February 20, 2022
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Pity Fishing

When someone pastes something mildly ambiguous but troubling on social media that requires further investigation to determine the source and severity of the turmoil in their life. It's a desperate cry for attention
Sheila's status: I'm just SO hurt right now
Jack: Don't fall for it bro, she's just pity fishing! It could be anything from a stubbed toe or somoe hurt her feeling
by bertio mattack December 8, 2022
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Pity Parti

Participating in a call out of pity for the speaker
Dude, my Prof. kept asking questions and no one responded so I felt bad for him and interacted. A fkn pity parti..
by WhoopScoop9 February 8, 2021
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