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by Cryaboutit March 24, 2023

Pity Guac

Getting free guacamole at Chipotle out of pity for your situation.

1. Damn man, I just went to chipotle and they didnt charge me for Guac.
2. HAHA u got pity guac'd

by jefak120 December 16, 2025

Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011

Pity shots

When two middle aged men in a bar asks for a set of shots they see being delivered to someone else, and gets them.

- Are those for us?!
- ... sure...you can have them. (it looked like they needed a set of pity shots)

by Tsukue Kaba February 27, 2022

You're Pitiful

parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006

According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser

by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023

Million Pity

Code term used by internet zoosadists to view animal abuse content on YouTube, typically of baby monkeys.

"Heard of monkeygate?"

"Yeah. You can use the term million pity to see all kinds of fucked up videos."

"I'm concerned about how you know that."

by caseyvet December 14, 2023

pity pick

The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."

"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."

by folksinger87 April 21, 2016