Pity Moan

When in sex, you’re doing a bad job, your girl will give you a pity moan.

“My boyfriend didn’t reach last night so I had to give him a pity moan.”

by MagesticTofu September 17, 2020

Incelf pity

When an incel laments about the object of their affection, or the opposite sex in general having no interest in them. Self pity but is incel in nature.

Incel: "I don't know why girls don't see me for the catch that I am! Nice guys like me always end up alone."

Pretty much everybody: "STFU! Nobody wants to hear your incelf pity!"

by Pace_Picante October 16, 2020

pity sext

Similar to a pity fuck- Texts of a sexual nature between parties, one of whom regards the other's attraction as some degree of pitiful.

Person A is attracted to person B.
Person B is unwilling, unable, unavailable to engage in a physical relationship.

Person B, in a moment of boredom or misguided altruism may indulge in sending or requesting sexually provocative texts or photos.

So you know that crushtomer I said I didn't want to date? We have occasional pity sext, but it won't go further

by A. Siren January 28, 2014

Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011

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by Cryaboutit March 24, 2023

Pity Ham

Ham that is given to someone as an after thought.

Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.

Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: “the next day” oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would y’all like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we don’t like Pity Ham.

by Max Baskin February 14, 2023

Pity 60

When you fail an assignment or a class but your grade is just close enough to passing that your teacher decides to give you the minimum passing grade.

"I totally should have failed my English class but the teacher gave me a pity 60"

by avvy123 November 14, 2023