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stroke tid

You have a stroke and your tid shakes
1. Man my fuckin stroke tids are shaking like crazy

2. When my nan had a stroke she totally had stroke tids
by tids4life August 24, 2017
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Artic Stroke

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a fuzzy glove.
Me: Did you see the porno with the girl giving the guy an artic stroke?

Him: Yea bro, I am trying to get my girl into the fuzzy fetish.
by Never_On_Time_Nymphatics April 20, 2016
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dicklong stroke

When your dick is a mixture of the 5 dollar footlong from SUBWAY and the BURRITO from CHIPOTLE. Before you even put the tip in she knows this moment will be the moment she takes the Dicklong stroke.
While walking home from her house I couldn't stop itching my dick I can't believe I gave her the Dicklong stroke. I must have really liked her; I think I'm gonna call her tomorrow for a round two.
by sloth dick September 2, 2015
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Baby Stroke

When a girl is having sex with a dude and he has no idea what he is doing, his strokes are inconsistent and he is usually yelling weird ass shit because he is enjoying it, not you
"Oh Brittney, take this nice and hard, yeah yeah"

"You have such a baby stroke, I don't think I had an orgasm once"
by YourMansFavoriteForeign July 11, 2016
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Stroke Typing

When you type a message so badly you could potentially be having a stroke.
"ac tua lkgaME POINTS"

"Man you really do be stroke typing today"
by escington January 13, 2023
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Cuddle Stroke

she Cuddle Stroked my neck in a loving bear hug
by neigh recoil November 18, 2012
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Money Stroke

When you’re fucking a girl and the last stroke before you cum all inside her
Girl: Right there right there i’m gonna cum
Boy: Cant, I’m on the money stroke *cums all inside her*
by maledestroyer January 30, 2022
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