Baby Stroke

When a girl is having sex with a dude and he has no idea what he is doing, his strokes are inconsistent and he is usually yelling weird ass shit because he is enjoying it, not you

"Oh Brittney, take this nice and hard, yeah yeah"

"You have such a baby stroke, I don't think I had an orgasm once"

by YourMansFavoriteForeign July 11, 2016

scrote stroke

You know when you meet a seemingly cool, down to earth guy / gal that you want to get to know better? And in order to do that you feel like u just wanna give em a quick lil stroke on their scrote you know? like just two fingers very light very casual but a definite stroke along the underside of somebody's scrotum.

Wow.. that guy Faraz seems chill. Kinda wanna give him a quick scrote stroke see what he's all about

by scarkin December 10, 2016

getting stroked

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.

We are getting stroked by this salesman

by Alderspsycho December 14, 2013

Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.

"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.

by Daneoid81 November 23, 2014

stroke ninja

A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.

Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.

by El Conquistador July 6, 2021

Stroking the Fox

When you strike out with potential mates and the only way to feel happy that night is to go home and stroke the fox.

“How did Nate’s date go?”
Horrible he knew from the get go that tonight he was stroking the fox”

by Hyperder June 13, 2018

Stroke Typing

When you type a message so badly you could potentially be having a stroke.

"ac tua lkgaME POINTS"

"Man you really do be stroke typing today"

by escington January 13, 2023