stanky pig

IS NOT CALLED STINKY PIG. I WILL FIND ALL OF YOU IF YOU EVER. EVER CALL MY STINKY PIG BECAUSE I AM SO POGGERS.

"Wow, you should really subscribe to stanky pig, he is so poggers"

by Stanky pig December 17, 2021

Permanent Stanky Leg

Permanent Stanky Leg (Hip dysplasia) is an abnormality of the hip joint where the socket portion does not fully cover the ball portion, resulting in an increased risk for joint dislocation.1 Hip dysplasia may occur at birth or develop in early life.1 Regardless, it does not typically produce symptoms in babies less than a year old.

My baby has the Permanent Stanky Leg..

by BigStankDickDad February 25, 2021

Illinois Stanky leg

When a wheel falls off of your car.

Doug: damn my car got a mean Illinois stanky leg

by fartsmeller69 March 8, 2021

SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)

Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.

T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.

by Stoney69 April 23, 2021

Stanky Teleport

When somebody farts in a group and then quickly leaves to absolve themselves from potential blame.

"Dude, I think Eric just did a stanky teleport just now."

by bendri June 2, 2021

lanky stanky

somebody with lanky arms and legs (maybe even a bit stanky smelly, perhaps even a little dancing.)

you can also reverse it and say stanky lanky (only for seasoned stankers and lankers)

you lanky stanky

ok

by lanky stanky guy June 8, 2021

Hoover Stankies

Hoover Stankies (noun, slang) – A term used by members of the Hoover gang in Los Angeles to refer to getting money, making profits, or securing financial gains through any means necessary. The phrase carries a sense of hustling, flexing wealth, and living a fast lifestyle, often associated with street culture, illegal activities, or just stacking cash in general. It can also imply having a lot of money ("stanky" meaning something excessive or overwhelming) and being financially successful.

"We be getting Hoover Stankies, stacking big bands, and staying outside."
"Ain’t no days off, we out here grindin’ for them Hoover Stankies—money don’t sleep."

"Pull up to the spot, pockets full of Hoover Stankies, you already know how we movin’."

by scatpack pcaptacs January 28, 2025