On the stick

Someone who is claiming sickness benefit for having an ailment that requires the use of a walking stick.

My back has gone totally, I'm off work and claiming sickness benefit, I'm on the stick for the foreseeable future.

by Jollyer August 17, 2016

shit on a stick

When a man gets shit on his penis, the penis being the stick ... "Shit on a stick"

When a man puts his penis into someone's anus, and comes out with shit on it you get "Shit on a stick"

"Oh man, you got shit on a stick"

by freeman_david January 10, 2006

watermelon on a stick

Being with a distorted body.

Where as the head is 10 times as big as their body.

Damn that Seb Beddingfield's a watermelon on a stick.

by ernesto November 19, 2003

Bird on a stick

A term used when an extremely weird person walks by and you want to point them out to your friends without being rude.

Dude, we got a bird on a stick on the left.

Oh my god...

by B Graham February 23, 2009

shit on a stick

the decription of someone extremely ugly

"look at that bitch sittin ova there lookin like shit on a stick"

by AVAIAE FULLER February 20, 2004

jesus on a stick

my answer to every question my teacher asks

Fat fuck misra:who started the revolution?
Me:Jesus on a stick

by Maddy June 14, 2003

Bitch on a stick

When a woman is acting like a bitch and she is having her period. She is a bitch on a stick because she crammed a tampon up her cute lil coochie.

She is being a bitch on a stick but once she popped that 'pon out I was glad to see her and the hole so I could fuck it.

by Rumsfeld August 11, 2004