by JoeyFuller December 07, 2009
I heard Ted Binion's girlfriend (the one who maybe killed him) started out in Vegas designing squirrel blankets.
by Candi Barre September 24, 2009
When you squeeze out such a long turd that it curls like a squirrels tail and the nose cone of the ass missile kisses your backside before it can be pinched off.
by d bergstrom February 24, 2008
n. A bowl shaped item fasioned by the collecting of sperm inside the foreskin and waiting until it dries. The resultant fragile casting is so named for its resemblance to a hat that could only fit a small rodent.
I broke my leg last year and had to spend 2 months in bed. Having bored myself of world of warcraft and youtube, i just spent the most of it making squirrel hats.
by Alanicor March 09, 2010
The overly-fat and large-sized squirrels usually found on the typical college campus. Found in areas typical of squirrel habitats, especially the Midwest and Northeast. College squirrels get their uniquely scary large size from students intentionally, or unintentionally feeding them. College squirrels are also known for being overly friendly and used to humans.
Freshman: "Dude! Did you see how big that squirrel was?"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"
by nwafan20 December 30, 2009
when you stretch your nut sac out as far as it will go, and then you begin flapping your scrotum sac up and down. Your penis will then bounce off your sac as if it were jumping on a trampoline.
by Tea Baggs August 05, 2006
there are many types of :3 squirrels. Flying squirrel, chubby squirrel, baby squirrels, and even floofy squirrels! :O
by obsessedwithsquirrels September 14, 2020