the spiderman

(verb) the act of collecting insects (preferably spiders) and putting them into a jar which will then be presented to the your sex partner after ejaculating (anywhere you choose) and then dumping the jar of spiders on the impact zone, then jumping around her/him saying “thwip”

person 1 : I cant belive my boyfriend came on my face and them dumped A WHOLE JAR of spiders on my face and then jumped around the bed pretending to be spider man!
person 2: Oh you didnt know? thats actually CALLED the spiderman, I wish MY boy friend would do that to me!

by noodlesoupsandwich November 17, 2021

Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.

'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'

by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011

Spiderman

Tom Holland

Spiderman is Tom Holland and Tom Holland is spiderman.

by Lukercy May 5, 2019

Spiderman

Verb: when left over cum gets on your hands and everything you touch sticks to you

I was watching pornhub last night and my box of tissues spidermanned to my hand

by thorhateslily September 26, 2017

Spidermaned

When you are bout to bust a nut an your hitting it from behind so instead of busting on her you bust in your hand an sling it in her face an yell you been spidermaned bitch...

He sling but in my face an hollered I been spidermaned bitch!

by XtraClutch December 8, 2021

Whacky Spiderman

Tying a noose around your neck whilst jerking off. Usually improves the quality of the meat beating process. You need to go fast or else you might suffocate and die. Most recognizably known in the move Worlds Greatest Dad with Robin Williams.

Guy 1: did you hear that Bobby died yesterday?
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.

by HandHelper January 7, 2016

Spiderman

When you don’t cum for 30 days, then take a girl from behind. Then, before you cum, you pull out. Then, you mega cum in your hand, and put your pinky finger and pointer finger out, and thrust your middle and ring fingers into the palm of your hand where the cum is. It should shoot out onto the girls back, with the other end of the cum puddle still in your hand. You pull her in closer to you until you’ve proved your dominance.

Me: I pulled the spiderman on a bitch
Homie: you the real player

by CashMoneyK420 February 28, 2023