the spiderman

(verb) the act of collecting insects (preferably spiders) and putting them into a jar which will then be presented to the your sex partner after ejaculating (anywhere you choose) and then dumping the jar of spiders on the impact zone, then jumping around her/him saying “thwip”
person 1 : I cant belive my boyfriend came on my face and them dumped A WHOLE JAR of spiders on my face and then jumped around the bed pretending to be spider man!
person 2: Oh you didnt know? thats actually CALLED the spiderman, I wish MY boy friend would do that to me!
by noodlesoupsandwich November 17, 2021
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Brazilian Spiderman

An unknown sex act typically referenced to imply the utter depravity of the participants involved, may be somehow related to the Spider Money Shot
"Oh man, last night things got so crazy, we even tried the Brazilian Spiderman, needless to say, I she'll be walking funny for a while."
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Spiderman

NapoleonVII is Spiderman
Random person: you heard of Spiderman
Me: yeah
Random person: who do you think he is?
Me: he’s NapoleonVII
by NobodysFool May 30, 2022
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Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe!

A new form of the game Rock, Paper, Scissors in which Shoe steps on Spiderman, Spiderman steals Pistols, and Pistols shoot Shoe laces.

start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!
Matt-I played Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe! and won everytime!

Dan-Let's play now!
by MATTizAWESOME May 21, 2010
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dangerous sexy spiderman

Like a sexy Spiderman but you call someone someone in your house. When they come into the room you sexy Spiderman the person entering the room.
I just did a dangerous sexy Spiderman all over my mum, she wasn't very happy
by Idothisforshitsandgiggles February 10, 2018
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