Someone who's either super far left or super far right on the political spectrum who can't respect someone's opinions or take a joke.
How to spot a far left snowflake:
Ususally a white female with neon colored hair, is super fat, has a "Coexist" sticker on their car (when they would literally wish death on you for being pro-life or even the tiniest bit religious), smells like cat piss or sewage, wears tacky clothes, needs a literal cry room, has a victim complex, has no concept of how the world works,and commonly found on an American college campus protesting something nobody cares about instead of going to class.
How to spot a far right snowflake:
Usually a white male with a Nazi swastika tattooed on his arm, bald, either super muscular or super fat, drives a jacked up truck with bright ass headlights (tends to ride your bumper if you're going the speed limit because if he doesn't go 75 mph+ his dick is going to fall off, and he will blind you with the headlights), idolizes misogynistic assholes, abuses his family (wife, kids, and pets), and has tiny dick syndrome.
How to spot a far left snowflake:
Ususally a white female with neon colored hair, is super fat, has a "Coexist" sticker on their car (when they would literally wish death on you for being pro-life or even the tiniest bit religious), smells like cat piss or sewage, wears tacky clothes, needs a literal cry room, has a victim complex, has no concept of how the world works,and commonly found on an American college campus protesting something nobody cares about instead of going to class.
How to spot a far right snowflake:
Usually a white male with a Nazi swastika tattooed on his arm, bald, either super muscular or super fat, drives a jacked up truck with bright ass headlights (tends to ride your bumper if you're going the speed limit because if he doesn't go 75 mph+ his dick is going to fall off, and he will blind you with the headlights), idolizes misogynistic assholes, abuses his family (wife, kids, and pets), and has tiny dick syndrome.
Scenario one-
Me: Ugh, misogyny is disgusting.
Far-right snowflake: Shut up you stupid bitch, make me a sandwich
Me: Leave me alone you fucking snowflake, get your own damn sandwich and take your tiny dick syndrome elsewhere
Far-right snowflake: (Tries to hit me).
Me: (Dodges and kicks the snowflake in his tiny dick)
Far-right snowflake: (Screams like a little girl)
Me: Don't try to lay your hands on a woman unless you want her foot to give you a free vasectomy. Fucking asshole!
Scenario two:
Me: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Couldn't tell you, they'd just sit in the dark complaining about how it's somehow a man's fault the light is broken!
Far-left snowflake: You're rude and insensitive! How can you say such a thing as a woman?
Me: Because I have a sense of humor and don't sympathize with women who go out of their way to put men down just because they exist. When was the last time you sat down with a man and just talked about a topic that interested both of you?
Far-left snowflake: I don't remember.
Me: Exactly. If you weren't such a snowflake, maybe you wouldn't alienate the men like your dad who actually do care about you.
Far-left snowflake: My dad left when my mom was pregnant with me. I have a brother, but I haven't seen or spoken to him in years because he's a man.
Me: See? Maybe try giving him a call and reconciling.
Me: Ugh, misogyny is disgusting.
Far-right snowflake: Shut up you stupid bitch, make me a sandwich
Me: Leave me alone you fucking snowflake, get your own damn sandwich and take your tiny dick syndrome elsewhere
Far-right snowflake: (Tries to hit me).
Me: (Dodges and kicks the snowflake in his tiny dick)
Far-right snowflake: (Screams like a little girl)
Me: Don't try to lay your hands on a woman unless you want her foot to give you a free vasectomy. Fucking asshole!
Scenario two:
Me: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Couldn't tell you, they'd just sit in the dark complaining about how it's somehow a man's fault the light is broken!
Far-left snowflake: You're rude and insensitive! How can you say such a thing as a woman?
Me: Because I have a sense of humor and don't sympathize with women who go out of their way to put men down just because they exist. When was the last time you sat down with a man and just talked about a topic that interested both of you?
Far-left snowflake: I don't remember.
Me: Exactly. If you weren't such a snowflake, maybe you wouldn't alienate the men like your dad who actually do care about you.
Far-left snowflake: My dad left when my mom was pregnant with me. I have a brother, but I haven't seen or spoken to him in years because he's a man.
Me: See? Maybe try giving him a call and reconciling.
by Failurebitch June 25, 2025
Get the Snowflakemug. by karenken May 17, 2021
Get the snowflakemug. Person 1: "Do you wipe standing or sitting?
Person 2: "Standing"
Person 1: "damn ew"
Person 2: "DUDE STFU OMG YOURE THE WEIRDO FOR STANDING"
snowflake
Person 2: "Standing"
Person 1: "damn ew"
Person 2: "DUDE STFU OMG YOURE THE WEIRDO FOR STANDING"
snowflake
by kay3405 June 19, 2023
Get the Snowflakemug. That is where you give your partner a cream pie and you have then spread their arms and legs and spin on your dick.
by looneytoonz November 25, 2021
Get the rotating snowflakemug. A young person that is drowning in conformity. Loves all the latest pop culture, trends, top 40, etc., yet is convinced they are incredibly unique; wouldn’t see the truth if it slapped them in their face; must always be politically correct; often doesn’t realize the culture they follow is keeping them poor and likely single; changes their social media picture to conform to the latest trend.
Ava stays poor because she’s a snowflake and blows all her money trying to be “unique” like everyone else.
by Ydazzle April 2, 2022
Get the Snowflakemug. A type of person who is pretty hard to describe, I mean, to get along with.
They are very very violable, sometimes a very slight emotion or some even soft words can hurt their feelings.
They deny admitting that they're mediocrity, and refuse to accept criticism and suggestions.
They want everything to meet their vanity. I mean Marilyn Monroe should be their girlfriend, Bill Gates should pay them 1 million dollars everyday, every person should give them services. Of course all of these should be termless.
They are very very violable, sometimes a very slight emotion or some even soft words can hurt their feelings.
They deny admitting that they're mediocrity, and refuse to accept criticism and suggestions.
They want everything to meet their vanity. I mean Marilyn Monroe should be their girlfriend, Bill Gates should pay them 1 million dollars everyday, every person should give them services. Of course all of these should be termless.
Bob: What do you think of Taylor Swift?
John: Oh, she's so perfect, but I think her voice is a little high-pitched.
Bob: Cut the crap you hater, don't you don't you have any drawbacks? You can't be so successful for your whole life!
John: You're so snowflake.
John: Oh, she's so perfect, but I think her voice is a little high-pitched.
Bob: Cut the crap you hater, don't you don't you have any drawbacks? You can't be so successful for your whole life!
John: You're so snowflake.
by RealName1951 November 30, 2023
Get the Snowflakemug.