One who rules all females and smashes their vagina's into oblivion. By a simple command he can make a girls vagina gush love juice. Loves ass play with woman.
by Pussy Punisher October 18, 2010
Get the Smash Kingmug. " Dude, Tom and Sue were smashing smellies all night long"
"I hadn't showered in three days man, she still came over......and ya, we still smashed smellies."
"I sure would like to smash her smelly"
"I hadn't showered in three days man, she still came over......and ya, we still smashed smellies."
"I sure would like to smash her smelly"
by theonewhoknows2010 February 4, 2010
Get the Smashing Smelliesmug. Key Smashing is an action done when someone is experiencing extreme emotion-- generally happiness or frustration-- by slamming hands down on the keyboard and hitting random letters/ keys. It can be in all Caps, lowercase or a mixture of both.
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by katzpyjama March 16, 2010
Get the Key Smashmug. Ronald Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall, tear it down!
(Reagan starts punching the wall of a McDonald's)
Ronald Reagan: Reagan Smash! Reagan Smash!
Mcdonald's Employee #1: What's that?
Mcdonald's Employee #2: Oh it's just Reagan. Just leave him alone, he'll tire himself out.
(Reagan lies down on the sidewalk)
Ronald Reagan: Reagan sleepy ...
(Reagan starts punching the wall of a McDonald's)
Ronald Reagan: Reagan Smash! Reagan Smash!
Mcdonald's Employee #1: What's that?
Mcdonald's Employee #2: Oh it's just Reagan. Just leave him alone, he'll tire himself out.
(Reagan lies down on the sidewalk)
Ronald Reagan: Reagan sleepy ...
by basoukazuma April 15, 2006
Get the Reagan Smashmug. by Fitzy22 December 9, 2017
Get the smashing the cheesemug. 'Kate, you really need to go get a boob-smash to make sure you don't have breast cancer"
"I went to get a boob-smash two weeks ago and they're still sore"
"I went to get a boob-smash two weeks ago and they're still sore"
by Larae May 22, 2007
Get the boob-smashmug. A random configuration of letters and or numbers that are composed due to a spazzfit.
With fangirls this is generally caused by seeing something so sexy they have no way to process a proper thought and instead seizure on top of their keyboards. Seeing something that reminds them (or proves the existence) of their OTP is will also induce a keyboard smash.
Alternatively the keyboard smash can be induced if something is funny, cracktastic or all of the above all at once.
With fangirls this is generally caused by seeing something so sexy they have no way to process a proper thought and instead seizure on top of their keyboards. Seeing something that reminds them (or proves the existence) of their OTP is will also induce a keyboard smash.
Alternatively the keyboard smash can be induced if something is funny, cracktastic or all of the above all at once.
Moderate fan: Hey, check out this picture of Tom Hiddleston on set! Lol, what a goofball.
Fangirl: ALJFSUGKU:AGSFULUASFGHLUIAAHFDUHIUSHF
Moderate fan: ...Are you okay?
Fangirl: ASDFGHJKL NOOOOOOOOOOOO ASHLUASFUIAFAOFHOUEGUAIEBIBIFHOWAH!!!
Moderate fan: What does that even mean?
Fangirl: It's a keyboard smash, it means my feels were overloaded.
Fangirl: ALJFSUGKU:AGSFULUASFGHLUIAAHFDUHIUSHF
Moderate fan: ...Are you okay?
Fangirl: ASDFGHJKL NOOOOOOOOOOOO ASHLUASFUIAFAOFHOUEGUAIEBIBIFHOWAH!!!
Moderate fan: What does that even mean?
Fangirl: It's a keyboard smash, it means my feels were overloaded.
by RudeAndNotGinger November 21, 2014
Get the Keyboard Smashmug.