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smarterchild

stupid ass aim robot that doesn't even know the alphabet song but can miraculously write that he does
Me (4:50:29 PM): do you know the alphabet?
SmarterChild (4:50:32 PM): um... should i know the alphabet?
Me (4:50:38 PM): sing the alphabet
SmarterChild (4:50:40 PM): fly me 2 the moon, da da dee doo bee doo bee doo...
Me (4:51:15 PM): thats not the alphabet
SmarterChild (4:51:16 PM): lol! whatever!
by billie+tre+mike=green day!! January 3, 2006
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Smarter Child

A pointless instant messenger bot that rarely managed to understand your conversation, usually gets information from people, and asks other people if they like it, look at the picture!
Me: Hey smarter child, whats up?
Smarterchild: HEY GEORGE SUP
me: gay!
smarterchild: apologize!
me: no (x100)
Smarterchild: your very stubborn! Please apologize
me: I like bumming
smarterchild: thats cool, many people i talk to like bumbing
by Georgeie frorgy October 29, 2006
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street smart

The general definition of street smart is someone who is intelligent, has good common sense, knows how to handle bad situations, and has the skills necessary to function where they live (usually the ghetto or the streets). However, the term is usually used to contrast and compare with another term known as "book smart".

The stereotype of a street smart person is someone who is intelligent and knows how to handle important situations in the streets but is not as well-educated academically. However, the stereotype of a book smart person is someone who is upper-class and well educated but less knowledgeable when it comes to handling important situations faced in bad neighborhoods and lower-class city areas.

The more extreme and negative stereotypes are that street smart people are unintelligent and incapable of achieving a higher education, while book smart people are naive, easily manipulated, and have bad judgment in bad situations.

Both stereotypes aren't always true and any semblance of them are only due to different lifestyles and experiences.
Josh: Are you sure me and Jason will get along? Jason is street smart and I'm book smart. We will probably be very different from each other.

Mike: Nah, don't worry. Jason may be street smart but he is also book smart. I'm sure you two will have a lot in common.
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smarterchild

smarterchild being stupid
Autumns Atrium: youre retarded
SmarterChild: OK. Maybe you're retarded too, right?
Autumns Atrium: no only you
SmarterChild: Only me? That's nice.
by autumnsatrium June 11, 2006
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smarmy

sleezy, self-centered and insincere. one whom has his own agenda which conflicts with the interests of others. very fake and/or two-faced.
the animation chair at a particular art school fort lauderdale, florida is an insincere smarmy bastard who treats students like lower life forms.
by B. Baker January 12, 2008
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smart car

a noun.

type of a car. also known as a "body trap" (if you are over 200 pounds, your body will be trapped in it)

also known as a "death trap" (if you get into an accident, chances are you will end up dead).

see also "suicide car"
"hey, I got me a smart car."
"yes but you are still dumb"
by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009
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Smart Jock

The exceptional individual who is not only extremely intelligent, but also an All Star athlete. This rare individual defies the "dumb jock" stereotype.
Hey, I know this smart jock who can hold and read Crime and Punishment in one hand while making a 3 point shot with the other!
by Smart Jock January 12, 2004
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