Sloth God

That lazy dude who aint about it

Sloth God-He wont be out here cause hes to lazy

by Swim God November 5, 2016

Slothgiving

On November 24th, its a day to give thanks to the sloth culture and the slothKing for his sacrifices for us. Most sloths eat poontang on this day.

Let's feast on this wonderful Slothgiving.

by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016

slothaholic

someone who has a addiction to sloths, but also has no hope for the future and will die alone with furry cats.

that weirdo over there is a slothaholic

by bananamonkey21 February 19, 2017

Sloth Mitten

Next to camel toe as in the physical view of a woman's vagina in yoga pants showing protruding lower lips

Rasta John: "Who wouldn't want to slip into a sloth mitten."

by Rastajohn March 28, 2017

Slothed

When a person is lazy. Someone doing nothing productive all day.

You slothed all weekend.

by Bonafide1 January 12, 2018

sloth

literally my dog

ex: omg that dog is a sloth

by KateBSum-MoOoO February 23, 2019

Slothward

A person who is extremely slow at their job and has no personality. They are unable to communicate even on a basic level, leaving their coworkers with extended boredom and just feeling awkward. Someone who makes you bang your head against a wall so you stop question why they are like that. Someone who leaves you to contemplate humanity.

Jay says, “Man that guy I work with takes forever to do his job. He also never says a word. I’m not sure if I can take working with him anymore!” Steph says, “Wow, sounds like he’s extremely slothward! You know cause he’s slow and it’s awkward cause he doesn’t talk”. Jay says, “Exactly, I cant deal with slothward people”.

by High rise May 2, 2019