Simpsoning it

Still doing something you should have stopped doing a long, long time ago.

Is that Pablo Fransisco still doing movie trailer jokes? Man, he is totally Simpsoning it...

by Mokoru March 5, 2011

Simriti

She is the funniest person in the world. She is a great friend and can make anyone laugh. She is a badass and will do something bad if you mess with her. She is always there to help her friends and will always back them up. You don’t want to be on her bad side though because she will always get revenge. She can be a devil and angel if she has to.

Dude she’s Simriti!
Don’t mess with people like Simriti.

by 45788321346 August 7, 2018

Simply nail logical

A crazy woman who does things with her nails and recently she did her nails in the shower and she has a drink slave named Ben

Simply nail logical is crazy

by Simply nailogical September 29, 2018

Sims the situation

Simsing the situation is a mechanism for change whether positive or negative it is up to the lord, but simsing the situation guarantees that the female or male will reveal their true intentions with you.

Mate, I think it’s time you Sims the situation

You might as well just Sims the situation to figure out if she feels you

by Space typhoon September 17, 2019

Simptoms

The actions that a Simp takes that make them a Simp in the first place. For example, knowing a girl is way out of your league but then bringing her soup when she is sick thinking you're going to get something in return.

Boy1: Damn bro you're really showing some real Simptoms.
Boy2: Nah man I don't just do anything for any girl man she's gotta mean something to me!
Girl: Hey I am sick please bring soup even though we're neither friends nor romantically connected? :( :( :(
Boy2: Yes my sweet queen my shining diamond, my kitten, my goddess, my muse, my darling I'm not like other guys sweetheart I'll bring you the best soup unlike your ex who didn't care like I do because I am a nice guy!

by "Bill Edwards" March 18, 2020

Silly Simple

A person (typically a girl) who embodies the image of a dumb blonde. They say stupid things and dress up like sluts to go out to the bar, where they bring no money and get drunk from 3 drinks bought for them by brown guido men. They are typically liberal arts majors.

Girl - "Why do some cars have a third gas pedal?"

Guy - "........ silly simple"

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Guy#1 - "Poor girl didn't bring any money, so I bought her a drink"

Guy#2 - "Dude, she's silly simple as fuck"

by MuttButt December 15, 2011

Original Simp

the tendency to be a simp; inherited from Adam, the original simp, who simped for Eve

Dude1 to Dude2: "I don't get it, ____ won't stop simping."
Dude2 to Dude 1: "Blame Original Simp. We're all victims."

by jaysons_nova November 5, 2019