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flight stimulator

A computerized mechanical enclosure for training stewardesses on how to give handjobs or perform fellatio on hot-in-da-crotch male passengers during "mile high club" flights.
There is usually no end of eager-stud volunteers to be airline-attendant "instructors" in da flight stimulator!
by QuacksO December 13, 2024
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Man strives for Deus Purus, or pure God: an ultimate bliss nothingness once provided with three criteria– (1)harmonic (2)satisfaction of the highest quality (3)within the largest quantity of time. Deus Purus is both created and destroyed by stimulus awareness gives us throughout our life called opportunities. Opportunities can either become problems or solutions, the latter resulting in Deus Purus. Therefore, mans purpose is to solve opportunities to achieve ultimate bliss.

Man that sins or is destructive strives for Diabolus In Habitu Simulato, or Devil in disguise. Like Deus Purus, it gives satisfaction of the highest quality etc. but this fulfilment is not harmonic and disrupts ones’ life. It is either harmful to oneself or others or lies in ignorance. Diabolus In Habitu Simulato is both a solution in the short term but a problem in the long term. It should be avoided, despite fulfilling two of the three criteria of Deus Purus.

- Lucas Angelo from his book "Awareness And The Harmonic Satisfaction Of Solutions"
Person A: "I'm going out drinking tonight again.."
Person B: "Oh god.. more diabolus in habitu simulato.."
Person A:"Yeah, well it's good for me, I am not hurting anyone and I'm not an alcoholic. Besides, studying for that useless degree is not gonna get you Deus Purus like you want, so why don't you dance with the devil abit more like me, eh?"
- example of deus purus/ diabolus in habitu simulato
by physioglogy March 7, 2026
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simolitor

Simolitor is a butchering of the word wordSimulator/word. This shows the laziness of today's youth.
"Do you have that new baseball game, Baseball Simolitor 1.000!?"
by ohp-kyle July 15, 2003
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spamulator

One who spams in forums or message boards
Bob:what is your favorite band
Jim:OMFG
Bob:Spamulator
by _Dro_ September 23, 2005
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Simulstream

A media technology that allows multiple audio-visual feeds of an event to be network-transmitted in parallel to a single client on the application layer.
Microsoft's Silverlight technology will be simulstreaming feeds of the Beijing Olympics on behalf of NBC.
by You're this shallow too! August 11, 2008
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Simulated Bacon Bits

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!
by The baconater August 1, 2009
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Saculatory System

A not-so clinical term for ones ballsack.
Sack-u-la-tory

1. "I was subjected to an impromptu examination of my saculatory system while getting my pants altered at my local seamstress."

2. During a recent physical the doctor wrote in my chart that I had one of the most beautiful saculatory systems that she had ever seen.

3. "My saculatory system feels great this morning"
by vanDweeble October 9, 2014
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