Shlong Slinger

The Name That Was Given To Joseph Without His knowledge During A Friendly Game Of Bowling.

"Did You Joseph's Username In Bowling Was Shlong Slinger?"

by PStar-7 October 29, 2023

hardys shlong

a teenaged school boy with an extremely long head

that kids got a shlong head
do you know anyone with a hardys shlong

by the monkey tamer November 03, 2006

Purple Shlong

1.A 12 inch vibrating dildo that looks like a horsey dildo ;)

"Damn I was using a Purple Shlong last night cause my man just ain't enough."

by cjnenfjwnvanqw February 24, 2017

E-Shlong

An online dick

That tweet was written by an e-shlong obviously!
What an E-Shlong!

by Hendrix the Jimmy October 15, 2022

Shlong slap

Where a girl slaps her cheeks against his shlong

She shlong slapped me so hard

by Justinehpsaucep February 21, 2016

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 14, 2021