shitline

basically the linux command line

wow, it's like there are much better ways to access servers than shitline

by windowsuser April 26, 2019

shittin' pancakes

when a person's asshole is stretched to gaping proportions, like grand canyon wide, causing them to take a shit that is equal in circumference to a pancake.

dude, you put that up your ass? you're gonna be shittin' pancakes.

by plus the bear December 9, 2008

shitting on your face

Approximately the same idea as "just messing with you."

Did you know that I met the president? Nah, not seriously, I'm just shitting on your face!

by Jorge Juan de Fuca January 4, 2010

Shitlips

An insult which is used for its more impactful and unique tone.
Usually used when no one can think of a fitting insult for someone.

"Hehehe fortnite is cool"
"Shut the fuck up shitlips

by OwMyBodyHurt May 9, 2019

Shitting Razor Blades

The Extreme burn of your poop comming out of yer asshole after eating some Extremely spicy food such as Hot Peppers or other mexican food

"Damn Nigga! I ate some Peppers last night and this mornin' I was Shitting Razor Blades

by Hwanathan November 18, 2006

shitlicious

Shitlicious: something that tastes so nasty, it tastes like shit (which I hope no one actually KNOWS what shit tastes like except if you eat something shitlicious)

Mmm...That Jimmy Dean sausage I found floating in the toilet was shitlicious!

by Big-D November 18, 2004

shitting on my face?

A phrase/response reserved only for situations that are so totally absurd, you would actually be less surprised if someone was physically shitting on your face.

"Excuse me, I just need to pay my registration..."

"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."

"Are you shitting on my face?"

by iwaslikeyohowdathappen July 7, 2010