shit

something school makes me feel like

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by johny fucking depp March 8, 2021

shit

shit is the brown, green, or red stuff that comes out of your ass hole

joe's asshole burns because of the red shit coming out of his asshole

and in the video is your mom taking a missive green shit

by asskicker12000 March 30, 2021

not for the shits

1: a phrase used by someone declining or calling out the bullshit they're being told,

or

2: another way to say "don't complicate something/give it to me straight"

or

3: similarly to use 2, it also could be used as a replacement for "not my problem.

example 1: DUDE DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING WALLET?? - "dude im not for the shits, go harass someone else"

example 2: I like this girl but she likes this other guy and now this other girls flirting with me, what do I do? "fuck that, i'm not for the shits, figure it out on your own"

example 3: okkk so idk if I like u or not but I might like u but IDKKKK. "im not for the shits, youve been unsure for 3 days, ive been patient long enough"

by akuralis August 1, 2023

the shits

burning, explosive diarrhea.

I shouldn't have ate Indian food before i had anal sex. I had a bad case of the shits all over his peenieweenie!

by Nicolley August 2, 2006

the shit

above and beyond outstanding.

baby, if beauty was stink, you'd be the shit.

by hannibal lickter April 2, 2009

No shit

Obvious statements or answers

Brain: Hey Eric is that bitch old man Donald trump President

Eric: No shit sounds like u been living under a rock

by his girl is awesome June 12, 2018

on shit

see 'on piss...'

We're on shit, we're on piss...

by DemBwoyPaigons May 17, 2017