Stealingmanship

Stealing someone's "Winningmanship" from underneath them and leaving then with a feeling of not knowing what has hit them.

Usually done when the other person is feeling cocky.

(See "Winningmanship" for further details)

K: distraction!!!

A: decapitation...!!

K: emancipation

A: celebration.

K: masturbation

A: clitoration..

K: invigoration

A: countduckulation

K: not a real word! I win. I have won. I am the wiiner

Stealingmanship successfully appointed to kel..

by Icki Monkey December 1, 2009

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

Swealing

Swealing is a infection that is highly contagious and when it attacks it eats away at the feet.

DUDE! Your foot is swealing! Stay the hell away from me!

by zidey December 11, 2011

Swaling

Surviving in a great deal of strife and trouble

Dan: Man, I can't take this class anymore

Steve: You can do it, just keep swaling

by pd6318 August 2, 2011

Stealing the cumquat

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

by Russian fatty September 5, 2011

shalingy

Alias for a penis. Commonly known as hangdown, shlong, or pecker.

Oh my, his shalingy was huge!

by kv all-star January 4, 2014

stealing chocolate

The act by which one takes another's anal virginity

He was stealing chocolate from that girl over there.

by MrAndersmith May 25, 2014