Seagull

Those crazy ass chicks- you know the ones- who’s only goal in life is to date every musician they possibly can, while ruining the lives of other young fans. Lord help the fan who gets in her way of meeting the band- SHE SAW HIM FIRST!

The man got off the stage, to the flock of seagulls waiting for him at the autograph stand.

“Great... boys, it’s time to break up a fistfight...”

by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019

Seagulling

The act of someone asking for food from a friend

My friend is constantly seagulling for food from me

by Mc saltyfish December 16, 2017

Crippled seagull

Cultivated by Tom in the welsh valleys during World war 2 evacuation in his school days, this is the act of getting two lesbians behind a bike shed pecking at one another’s clitorises whilst the male runs circles around them flapping their arms squawking and throwing his ejaculation into the air, whilst Two bouncing grannies watch and tut from a distance.

Some people like to feed bread to seagulls, I like to throw ejaculate at them hence the crippled seagull

by Welshytom June 12, 2020

Seagull

where someone cums in your arse and then you shit it back onto there chest

jake did a seagull on bayley, it was kinda hot

by Tharmekul August 3, 2020

Flock of Seagulls

An idea that did not age well based on the strange 80's haircut.

My dad said that computers have come as far as they can possibly go back in 1972. What a flock of seagulls.

by Kahuna77 September 4, 2020

Porch seagull

Want to be gang member

“Omg look at all those porch seagulls

by Duhitsagangmember September 20, 2020

Seagulling

When someone hangs around someone that has drugs in hopes that they will either give them some or let down their guard for a second so they can swoop in and get them.

"Sometimes I hate going over there with dope. Her brother is seagulling and I can't get a minute alone with her."

by siddimus October 29, 2020