A totally cool kid that is definitley not a loser. Samantha has very small boobies, and is not very impressive in the back.
Samantha, or Sammy is a girl that will get with you for like a week, and then dump you like the cool kid she is.
She can be fun at times, but she is very moody, and will turn on you in an instant.
Samantha, or Sammy is a girl that will get with you for like a week, and then dump you like the cool kid she is.
She can be fun at times, but she is very moody, and will turn on you in an instant.
Person 1: "Yo you see that chick over there arguing with that dude?"
Person 2: "Yeah they are kinda making a scene."
Person 1: "Her name is totally Samantha"
Person 2: "Yeah they are kinda making a scene."
Person 1: "Her name is totally Samantha"
by StupidBaka December 20, 2018
Get the Samantha mug.Either blonde, lesbian, or both. Always thinks someones saying Sam cause it rhymes with everything. Doesn't like being called Samantha cause it feels like shes in trouble. Don't hug her unless you wanna be in pain because a skeleton weighs more then her. If she likes you, your new middle name is Grace-LaBertha. She's the type that would slip on a grape and fall in the trash and then pretend like it didn't happen. Always has a stuffy nose and one watering eye, possibly from someone farting on her pillow. Missing a front tooth from biting a faulty burrito. Way too honest. Father disowned her cause she thinks she's black. Hasn't aged in ten years. Her hairs been tied up her entire life. Wears way too much eye liner. Only wears sweats so she looks like a homeless person but nobody will give her money. Burps louder then any man and never says excuse me. One classy girl.
Friend: *Farts on Samanthas pillow everytime she leaves the room*
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam I am?!"
Samantha: *Annoyed*
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam I am?!"
Samantha: *Annoyed*
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
by Samma ramma ding dong November 6, 2019
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by YourAssIsMine February 27, 2013
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by NarrowArrow23 January 23, 2018
Get the Samantha mug.A fat, black haired fucking cunt, and that's being nice. She is the biggest liar and a abolsulte hippocrite. She is quick to turn on anyone of her friends If they make even one basic mistake even though she has made so many worse ones. is a trickster and pretends to really care about you, but in reality just uses you for whatever she wants. An absolute attention whore as well, will never stop loudly talking to someone and will try to be as obnoxious as she can. DO NOT fall under a Samantha's spell, for they are not who they say they are.
by A realist, not an idiot November 30, 2017
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