Steam Bell

A shitty excuse for a neck beard, grown by a hipster, particularly common in craft beer circles.

Wow, did you see the awful steam bell on that guy? He needs to just shave it ASAP.

by Neckbeardthings January 7, 2018

Steaming Steiner

(noun) A lewd sex act in which an extremely obese and completely naked (or simply pantless) bald man of Jewish descent stands over the face of his redneck, fire-crotched sidekick and proceeds to defecate upon until his bowels are effectively evacuated. The act is usually followed by a postgame dip.

I don't care what you say, I still hate his fat ass.

I'll bet he has film of the two of them getting in on a Steaming Steiner

by Thomas Fleminghammer December 14, 2008

steam roll

verb -ed, -ing
The act of verbally owning someone who believes they are making you look ignorant or like a fool. Usually accomplished with a calm, witty demeanor, and no insults.

related: owning

background: IRL, steam rollers are large powerful machines that move succinctly and pulverize without making a big fuss.

Listen to how I steam roll this guy.

That guy in my history class was steam rolled yesterday when he thought he know more about WWII than me!

by tikal8 October 28, 2009

Steam Train

While having a girl under the blankets, giving you your pleasure, get her all sweaty and steamy...before ejaculating yell out "TOO TOO" then push her head down and fart in her mouth and continue to ejaculating like a steam train blows smoke!!!

Dude One: Dude my balls hurt...
Dude Two: Why?
Dude One: Cause i give that girl a steam train!!!
Dude Two: WHAT...DAMN!!

by Jaike Burlison March 8, 2010

steamed bread

A delicacy consisting of ready-made sliced bread cooked in a steaming device. Reccomended steaming time differs according from person to person, but it is generally agreed to do so for upwards of 45 minutes.

Kids! Dinner is ready! Get your steamed bread and grittlebits while they're hot!

by Frame_Runner January 27, 2012

Steaming Donkey

A sexual act where a man penetrates another persons anus , ejaculates and urinates, then has it squirted back into his mouth.

Jonny begged for weeks , and finally , Kate decided to let him get his birthday wish for a Steaming Donkey!! He was thrilled and they kissed deeply afterwards.

by fignutz1 July 21, 2016

Steamed Onion

Hot and sweaty sex with someone who hasn't showered in a month

"I'm not in the mood, I just had a steamed onion, and that was just wrong!"

by marvinmartian805 December 31, 2009