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National Kiss Someone day

May 7th is National Kiss Someone Day and it can't be your mom or dad or anyone in your family, it has to be a crush or a friend.
You : Did you know what May 7th is?
Friend : No, What is it?
You : It's National Kiss someone Day
Friend : Oh shit, Who Do I Kiss First?
by yessirtoday May 5, 2020
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national wine on someone day

October the 5th girls you get a free opportunity to wine and grind on any male friend or crush even if they dating someone 👀👀
Girl 1: why you wining on my man

Girl 2: it’s national wine on someone day
Girl 1: ok then
by Chickennoogettt12321 October 3, 2020
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The sign that someone has clearly lost an argument online.
“Your 50 followers must be eating that “sick” burn up. Must be nice to find some enjoyment on here though since your saints haven’t been able to provide that since 2010.”

This man is bringing up someone’s follower count, what a massive L
by Dubbyhub August 23, 2021
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how to make someone happy

You don’t know how to make someone happy? Just write them a definition here<3
(Urban Dictionary)
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Have a baby on someone

To have a baby on someone means to have a child with someone other than your partner that you didn’t acknowledge them about. If your partner didn’t know when you did then you had a baby on them because you didn’t tell them.
“He had a baby on me!”
“He had a daughter that’s older than our son that I didn’t know about.”
To have a baby on someone
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biting at someone's balls

1) When everyone is giving you things to do etc., especially small, annoying tasks.

2) When everyone needs something from you e.g. attention, documents, a reply, a recommendation etc.

3) When everyone's demands happen all at once.

Slang definition:
4) When you are getting sexual attention from people, usually unwanted attention, and especially in the form of messages. Basically, when everyone wants a piece of you.
biting at someone's balls

1) My god, everyone is biting at my balls recently. My boss needs this document sooner, my friend wants me to check this message for her, someone wants me to donate to their charity thing, my coach wants a testimonial. Can't everyone just piss off for once?

2) Damn bro, everyone's biting at your balls. You gotta set boundaries, say no to things, you know?

3) I wish the whole world would stop biting at my balls. I don't wanna do any of this shit, I just wanna chill in bed.

Slang definition:
4) Dude, I have so many girls biting at my balls on Tinder, especially when I don't reply within, like, an hour. Jeez, I mean, I have other shit to do, you know? I have a life.
by benjibugger February 25, 2022
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to Will Smith somebody / someone

A beta-male / cuck getting cheated on and later blamed for by his dominant gf / wife
Hey Mike have you heard that Erica cheated on her husband and later blamed him and yet he took her back? ’Yeah man, she really pulled a Will Smith on him‘

to Will Smith somebody / someone
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