docket slam

In courtrooms across the United States, prosecutors can frequently get unreasonable with their plea bargains. Public Defenders and private defense attorneys will then agree to demand speedy trial on all of their cases, causing the judge's docket to become hopelessly backlogged and overloaded with cases set for trial. This causes the Judge to make bench offers to clear up his or her docket. It also forces the procecutors to plea out more cases so they can pursue the most dangerous defendants.

A.P.D. #1: these prosecutors are trying to give prison time on sale and delivery of cannabis cases! A.P.D. #2: docket slam them!

Judge: Counselor, what say you on Mr. Smith's case? A.P.D. #3: Ready for trial, your honor.

by AngryYoungMan2011 July 11, 2011

Slam Boned

The act of getting extremely drunk.

I was so slam boned last night I puked in the bar.

by Parsballs1 September 14, 2011

slam pole

similar to slam piece, this refers to someone one wouldn't date or marry, but would fuck into infinity. this is used exclusively to refer to those possessing pole-like fucking appendages. this may refer to men, lesbians who are exclusively penetrative using various objects, and gender-queer or transsexual individuals.

Girl, I'm bout to hit up my slam pole, I need some dick tonight!

I feel that!

by biscuitface November 10, 2013

sushi slam

Two lesbians slamming their pussies together.

I saw the best sushi slamming chicks last night.

by theBing December 17, 2013

Slam Camel

An overtly promiscuous woman.

Oh yea, she's a slam camel, but if you catch her between humps she's a good ride.

by DJShamykins December 16, 2014

liquor slam

a liquor slam is the process of chugging down a large bottle of liquor

billy got really wasted after preforming a liquor slam

by jgamin March 3, 2016

Slam my ham

Basically masturbation.

Yo bro hold up just gonna slam my ham.

by FappyCumCookie March 3, 2017