Get the slack out of your jack

Term used to tell someone to quit lollygagging. Can be used to tell someone they are to laid back.

He's been lookin' at magazines for 20 minutes! Our plane leaves in 15. Go tell him get the slack out of your jack!

by Phrisbeephreak July 14, 2010

slacker

A lazy-ass offspring of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A slacker puts off studying, learning, working. The slacker's favorite expression is "whatever."

Madison is a slacker. She never does her homework.

by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005

slack

Only used in Birmingham and Solihull area. Slack is when something is harsh. It can be used in many different ways.

Ben - "check out that boy, he's fat"
Ben's friend - "Slack man" or "That was slack"

by David D July 3, 2005

slackage

The degree to which someone is slacking.

At my current rate of slackage, I'll eventually drop out of college in about two years and become a homeless bum after being disowned by my parents. I'll live in a cardboard box in the Yukon territory, then get mauled to death in the wilderness, as punishment for my slacking off.

by someone took my name =| May 6, 2006

slacker parking

Driving into a parking lot to discover the spot directly ahead of you is available. Parking in a spot that doesn't require any effort, like turning the steering wheel. Sometimes it doesn't even require brakes (when there's a wall in front and your car is a beater). Also known as "no-effort-parking."

"Dude, slacker park this bitch right in front of us," or "Sweet, slacker parking is available."

by Spiv May 17, 2006

Slackerness

Not giving a fuck about doing anything.

He said: "its 420 you have put in a hard days work go ahead and take the rest of the day off"

She said: true true. but i should probably hang around b/c i don't want to draw attention to my slackerness.

by jjbia May 11, 2010

Slackhole

Someone who engages in asshole-like behaviour, not through malice or any intentional act, but simply through indifference and lack of any action. Slackholes are so self absorbed with their own invented problems and excuses for their own inaction, they don't realize that their lack of action has an effect on other people.

I have 6 able bodied students who live next door to me. When it snows, they never shovel our shared walk. When they see me doing it, they don't say thank you and don't offer to help. They don't shovel their sidewalk and my daughter slipped and fell on the ice that formed as a result.

When I asked them to shovel their walk, they claimed they had no shovel. When I said they could borrow mine, they said they "didn't want to. They just wanted to live there, crash, and do as little as possible".

What a bunch of slackholes.

See Slacker

by CitizenA February 22, 2011