you are sheet!

Stating that a person, place, or thing is shit. Derrogatory term. To be said with a heavy accent.

Wow I'm cool.

*Bob does your girlfriend*

BOB, You are sheet!

by Bizzlefoshizzle February 3, 2004

fart sheets

When trap a fart under your bedsheets and see how long it lasts!

Come here, baby. It's time to cuddle under the fart sheets.

by Jimmay Bob Bob May 3, 2019

flannel sheets

The act of sexual intercourse between an -all natural- couple... soft & warm, instinctual, comforting.

PSA: adult men & women are supposed to have pubic hair, folks!

After circulating & making small talk separately all evening at the pretentious company party, I couldn't wait to take my girl home, strip off our confining duds, and get to the flannel sheets we'd each been craving.

by Cloud Animal December 27, 2017

pokemon sheets

Were to people have sex on pokemon bed sheets afder playing minecraft.

Girl: minecraft and chill?

Boy:sure, but afder that how about pokemon sheets and chill?

Girl:yess(^_-)

by Lezbean6969 March 21, 2016

sheet cred

Respect between writers, or of readers for a writer, based on the quality and substance of their writing. Amount of writing published or number of copies sold can be, but isn't necessarily, a factor, as quantity is not always indicative of value.

I don't care how prolific he is or how many copies he's sold, James Patterson has no sheet cred. He's good at driving plot, but that's about it.

by formicah February 21, 2011

Sheet Swallowing

A common form of BDSM where the male ejaculates onto the bed sheet, then proceeds to shove the ejaculated on sheet into her mouth using his penis. She then sucks the semen off of the bed sheet.

Natalie and her boyfriends favourite thing to do in bed is sheet swallowing.

by Corbinbigdick March 9, 2015

Clean sheets

Sheets that are meant to be dirtied!

Harley: Babe, I am making the bed with the clean sheets so fuck off.
Jax: Why would I do that? You know those sheets need to be dirtied and you need to be broken in for the day. So…Want to fuck?

by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021