Fluffy's cupbord midget

In fluffy's room there is a hallow part in the wall. When the wall is pushed aside there is a cupbord, with a lock on it. The key to that lock is in fluffy's top drawer under his man panties. When the key is put in the lock and turned clockwise a little twinkley music box song starts to play. Leaving the key in the lock fluffy goes and sits on his bed and when the music stops the cupbord door slowly opens and a midget walks out in a mechanical fashion. With both shoes and socks removed fluffy raises his feet a few inches off the ground. The midget approaches fluffy's feet and begins to trim fluffy's toe nails with his teeth. When the midget is done with the toe nail nibbleing he forms a large ball shaped figure in its mouth and spits it out and then walks back in to its cupbord. Fluffy locks the cupbord and returns the key to its rightful place. On his way out of the room he picks up the toenail ball figure and puts it in his pocket to sell to the mexicans on the corner as a paper weight.

Hey jason have you ever heard about the legend of Fluffys cupbord midget?

by my lipstick's on his collar March 8, 2005

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fly on Pence's head

The fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during the Vice Presidential debate of 2020. It sat on his head for approximately 2 minutes in which everyone thought it died, but it flew off. This caught a ton of media attention as Mike Pence was seen as a piece of shit, due to him being affiliated to Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States.

Person 1: Bro! Did you see the fly on Pence's head during the VP debate? It sat there for like 2 minutes.
Person 2: Lol yeah! I mean it makes sense, because Pence is quite the scumbag, like his partner, Donald Trump.

by TROLLKING9001 October 18, 2020

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Fleeson's Ellport

A small somewhat urbanized community, about 5 minutes southeast of Ellwood City, PA.

Known to once be a suburb of the aforementioned bustling steel town of Ellwood, led by Colonel Brian, they tried to secede from the Ellwood City - Fleeson's Ellport unity pact, established in 1856. However resident's of Ellwood put down this revolt, and now in present-day, the communities have forgotten about it, and live peacefully with each other.

"Hey let's go to Fleeson's Ellport and catch the little league game, my son's playing."

"...where at?..."

"They're at the pit, ya'know the community park where the baseball games are played."

"Oh, right, the pit, i remember when it was just called the park!"

by MegadethFan123980 June 27, 2008

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