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Texas Rectum Ranger

Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.
Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.
by Mkolesar25 August 26, 2013
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U.S Army ranger

A high speed death machine trapped in a douchebags body, that cut the bullshit, and picked their vagina off the ground and went the RANGER SCHOOL. They shave with chain saws. Rangers have skills,, RANGER SKILLS (examples: rock marching, mountain tossing, super repelling, parachuting, volleyball, and DEATHBLOSSOM)
In the U.S Army rangers youll use GUNS,, youll use BIG GUNS, SMALL GUNS,, OLD GUNS,, FUTURE GUNS,, STUPID GUNS UNACCEPTABLE
by 69sussybaka420 February 2, 2022
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EMO rangers

the coolest butt kickers in the world: crissssssay, quangers, meliss-emo.
WOW!! U EMO RANGERS ARE MY HEROS!!

we are the infamous emo rangers, here to comb your hair!
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Ranger cooking

Ranger cooking is when a member of the armed forces adds 2 or more items in their M.R.E. to create something edible .
the private was ranger cooking when he combined his coffee pack , his hot chocolate pack and cracker from his M.R.E. to make ranger pudding.
by ubertech August 25, 2009
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rangaphile

a person attracted to red haired people
joe has another red head girlfriend - clearly he is a rangaphile
by trolleyboy July 19, 2010
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Rangers

A shite Scottish football team
That only idiots support
Jim: rangers lost a football game to Celtic
Wee specky ned: oh no!
by explanation December 27, 2021
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