3 month rule

the three month rule is the amount of time a guy gets to ask a girl out. you have three months to figure out whether or not you see it going somewhere and if you fully want to be with her. it really should take three months but if it does and you still don’t know then leave her the hell alone. stop torturing that girl. if you don’t know by the third month if you see yourself with her then fucking leave. stopping wasting her time

girl: dyk what the 3 month rule is because it’s been 3 months already, and we still a aren’t dating. like do you want me or are you wasting my time? i’ve waited long enough so now i need to know, are we gonna date or not???
boy: idk yet, i still don’t know what i want
girl: cool *blocks him*

by chrisevansfuturewifeeee October 16, 2022

1/2X+7 Rule

A algebraic equation useful for determining the youngest age-cutoff a female may be before the guy dates her. Let X equal the male's age ( Or female, if she's older.), while Y will represent the youngest age of a female a guy may date.

Next, identify the male's age and replace "X" with it. Suppose Jim was 15. We write it like this:

1/2(15)+7

Now, the Order of Operations principal applies here! Divide one by the two to get one half, and then find half of fifteen. Don't forget to keep the seven; It would be disgusting if Jim dated a 7.5 year old!

7.7+7

Add the number, matching up the place value carefully, and there you have it; Jim may date a 14.5 year old girl if he went for younger women.

If you are shit at math and/ or the 1/2X+7 Rule, here's a table for you, you lazy fucktards.

Male: Female:

15 14.5
16 15
17 15.5
18 16
19 16.5
20 17

Etc... So on, and so on. The coefficient is 1/2, while the constant is 7.

by BeerChuggin'German May 23, 2010

Nickelback Rule

The Nickelback rule is to be invoked whenever a jukebox playing random songs inadvertently stumbles upon a Nickelback tune. The rule requires a listener to immediately insert money into the jukebox so as to hastily dispatch the aforementioned Nickelback "song."

Wayne: Hey man, you got a dollar?
Dan: Why?
Wayne: "Rockstar" just came on, Nickelback rule is in effect.

by BGRM January 8, 2009

Rule 69

When the number 69 comes up in a conversation and then this conversation inevitably changes course towards a more sexual topic. In rare cases actual 69 has occurred.

Suzy, "Hey Jim did you see the game last night?"
Jim, "yeah Suzy the score was 54-69"
Suzy,"wanna fuck?"
Rule 69

by Durtman! July 31, 2012

Rule 15

Sex >>>>> Food > Porn > Everything else

"oh my god that girl is checking me out and she is SO HOT, but i'm going to eat a burger" FAIL(rule 15)

by Briick Castigliding January 27, 2009

julie brown rule

"If you have to ask, the answer is yes." It is a philosophy of decision making when one has to deal with an internal question about how to govern one's own conduct.

Person One: "Should I go home with that guy?"
Person Two: "Julie Brown Rule."
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Person One: "Should I have another drink?"
Person Two: "Julie Brown Rule."

by The Dashing Dirtbag October 7, 2014

Rule 65

Rule 65 of the Internet:

Any use of the word "irony" on the internet is incorrect.

Person 1, posting on an internet forum: "Dude, you totally don't understand irony. Irony isn't just a simple coincidence, it's more than that. Way to go, Alanis."

Person 2: "I'm going to go ahead and invoke Rule 65 here."

by NotUncleMidriff December 22, 2010