Box Runner

The person gathering the Sudafed pills (Pseudoephedrine) in order to make Meth.

The Box Runner needs to hit every Pharmacy within 15 miles in order to get enough Sudafed for this batch of Meth.

by starrchild December 31, 2010

pinch runner

The girl you call when you can only get to first base, because she will run the rest of the bases for you. aka give you sex when you cant pull the dime.

i was hooking up with this dime last night but she wouldn't put out so i had to call my pinch runner.

my lead off batter (main slampiece) fell though tonight so i called in the pinch runner for the late night booty call.

by jakethsnk September 13, 2011

food runner

In the restaurant industry, food runners work with the kitchen staff and the serves to ensure that the client gets their food correctly and in good time.

They are blamed for everything that gose wrong with the serves, in the kitchen and in life. A food runner just has to keep running food and apologize for something they did not do in order to keep the flow going.

Basically: Run, run, run!!! Screaming, yelling, insulting & no one thanks you for your hard work.

Hey! food runner where's the food for table 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ....21??? They have been waiting a long time!!!

by Someonewithfeelings December 20, 2016

naked runner

When you forget to bring a towel into the bathroom, resulting in doing a 'naked runner' back into your bedroom.

Keri texting Charlie: 'Oh shit, I forgot to bring my towel into the bathroom'

Charlie: 'Do a Naked Runner'

by Kezg August 28, 2017

Shawn Reiner

A male of any gender and he loves to have sex with anything he can

My cat was raped by Shawn Reiner

by TIMMY SIMPSON February 24, 2020

Simp runner

When a simp is flirting with a random girl on discord and she nopes the fuck out of the VC.

“Haha- hey Redacted Username aha I like girls who play guitar”
“Bro wtf-“
“Uhhhh dude.....ummm”
“Haha it’s fine man you kinda cute-“
*Discord left chat noise*
“I-“
“Ha- seems we had a Simp runner amongst us-“
“Don’t worry man I would’ve left too”
*The sound of everyone in the voice chat laughing at his pitiful attempt as flirting with a girl he will probably never meet in his life echo and infiltrate this poor mans heart as he searches far and wide for the perfect waifu*

by That one dumb guitar bitch August 19, 2020

jib runner

Derived from old time sailor saying “I don’t like the cut of your jib”. One who likes to flap their gums in obvious situations . Similar to a captain obvious but a little different. The saying was created by Russell Stefanick in North Battleford, Saskatchewan in 1991

If this jib runner keeps it up I’m gonna backhand this mutha fucka!!

by Russellmussell October 29, 2021