trunk rug

"He's a redhead... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?"
"More importantly, does the carpet match the trunk rug?"

"Man, my trunk rug has gone full-on 70's shag... gotta shave that sucka."
by doctorgroove February 27, 2016
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Rug Cookies

Crusty areas of rug created by the absorption and drying of a man's ejaculate.
"Aw man, after we shot that porno in the hotel room, it was covered in rug cookies."

"It was disgusting. After my party I had to clean up way too may rug cookies"
by T_PAIN December 18, 2009
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fuck rug

A rug made of the skin or fur of a wild animal or big game, laid in a room, typically between a fireplace and a bed or sofa.
I made love to him on my bear skin fuck rug, right by the fire place.
by Waldo Puna April 28, 2019
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The Rug Rat

King of all men. Legends say that when you are in the presence of this glorious man you must resist to non-stop nut. When this gigachad goes to the gym the weights lift him. Has never dropped a single mark in high school (statistically a difference in skill) . Can speak lean language, don't try to steal his girl, he will make sure the next dude you get with takes a massive diarrhea shit on your dick (in game). Defeated the Ranga Sloth in March of 2020.
Average Teemo Player: OMG i hate THE RUG RAT! He keeps stat checking me!
The Rug Rat: 朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片, 在香港这座城市的设置 主演:钱德勒 索罗斯 傅博斯1 瑞秋 莫妮卡 和一些其他他妈的演员
by ShowerEnjoyer32 March 02, 2022
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Rub and "rug"

When a prostitute gives the client or john a discount even its a dollar for ceremonial purposes. Like the discounts you get in a discount rug shop. Some men cant really get hard unless they get some sort of discount
The escort gave the john a discount so he can get fully hard. Thats called a rub and "rug"
by Rose gh July 18, 2023
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throw rug

a chick that is a real dirty slut with out a good figure
Man that girl is flat and dirty. You could lay her down anywhere....she's a real throw rug.
by jotthedot May 30, 2006
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rug muncher

A woman who licks bush. The most famous of them all is Rikki Smith.
Hey, isn't that Rikki the rug muncher?
by Bush Bobber April 24, 2003
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