crusty rug

N. The flooring in your home which composes of all of the semen you ejaculated from masturbation and the flooring unwashed therefore leaving behind a white, crusty stain afterwards

After watching 2 hours of porn, I realized that I should clean my crusty rug

by aidsbiscuit January 27, 2014

russian rug

The most intense, fire spitting, diss track dropping rap God to ever be apart of our ever growing universe, otherwise known as jesus Christ

Austin: "Bro did you hear Russian rug last night?"
Daniel: "yea man he spit straight fire"

by Memstar April 15, 2017

Auburn Rug

Auburn Rug often referred to as a ginger person's pubic section.

Check that redhead, wonder if she's smuggling an auburn rug in her pants.

by Rugmeister May 27, 2011

rug nutty

(adj.)
This pertains to an elderly person that has way too many rugs in their home. They have them in unneeded places like where there is already carpet, or too many close together on a tile/wood flooring.There should on average about 4-5 rugs in a house depending on size but they far exceed that number. They also most likely have a cat(s) and/or bird(s). This is someone you know like a grandmother or aunt. They do not realize they are rug nutty until someone points it out.

-"Mom, why does grami have so many rugs in her little trailer?"

-"Grandma is just a little rug nutty."

by myz!suckittrebek November 25, 2009

trunk rug

(noun) The hair on your butt.

"He's a redhead... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?"
"More importantly, does the carpet match the trunk rug?"

"Man, my trunk rug has gone full-on 70's shag... gotta shave that sucka."

by doctorgroove August 25, 2016

throw rug

a chick that is a real dirty slut with out a good figure

Man that girl is flat and dirty. You could lay her down anywhere....she's a real throw rug.

by jotthedot June 1, 2006

rug muncher

A woman who licks bush. The most famous of them all is Rikki Smith.

Hey, isn't that Rikki the rug muncher?

by Bush Bobber April 23, 2003