Elias Rude

The Elias Rude (/bə.ˈnoʊ.boʊ/ or /ˈbɒ.nə.boʊ/; Penis paniscus), formerly called the pygmy chimpanzee and less often, the dwarf or gracile dick, is an endangered small penised ape and one of the two penis-species making up the genus Penis; the other is Penis troglodytes, or the common small-penise-chimpanzee. Although the name "small-penise-chimpanzee" is sometimes used to refer to both penis-species together, it is usually understood as referring to the common small-ass-ick-in-my-mum-chimpanzee, whereas Penis paniscus is usually referred to as the Brazzers account.

A dude in my class was such an Elias Rude today.

STOP BEEING SO ELIAS RUDE!

by Your Alias November 30, 2016

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Rude Ruby

noun ( ro͞od-ˈro͞obē )

The aftermath of removing a glass butt-plug that is too large for the wearer; resulting in a ripped sphincter and/or a bloody butt plug.

"How was the date?"

"It was going great, until I ended up shitting out a Rude Ruby."

by BigWick-a-Boiii July 22, 2022

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rude goose on the loo

That's when you behave like an idiot sitting on the can

That weirdo sure acts like a rude goose on the loo!

by Candyman Can June 23, 2018

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Rude for free

It’s an expression that you can use every time someone is being mean/rude for no reason

bhad baby: literally nothing

Me: “smh this bitch is out here being rude for free”

by Just.surviving November 27, 2019

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girls who are rude to your bf

girls who make indirect comments about your bf to his face when you aren’t there. and are just all rounder never nice to him even tho he’s YOUR BOYFRIEND. and also, makes weird comments about him

girls who are rude to your bf are snakes and so disrespectful

by swaaaaaaaaaaggg October 19, 2023

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