jesus harold christ on rubber crutches

an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.

Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job

Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!

by what do i care 125 September 24, 2020

rubber baby buggy bumpers

Movie catchphrase/tongue-twister made famous by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 1993 action parody film Last Action Hero. Meant to make fun of typical catchphrases that made action films even more remarkable in the first place, which Arnold himself is well known for.

However, it never caught on when compared to "I'll be back" (also spoofed in Last Action Hero), "Hasta la vista, baby" or "Get to the chopper", which will always be Arnold's top catch phrases.

Jack Slater: You've seen these movies where they say "Make my day" or "I'm your worst nightmare"? Well, listen to this one: Rubber baby buggy bumpers!

by Mucking Fagnets February 20, 2011

burn rubber

1. To speed up drastically in your scraper
2. To bang bitches with a condom

Too $hort - Burn Rubber

by TerrorBaby September 26, 2005

Rumblestiltskin

When a man and woman are having sex and the man is one thrust away from making the woman cum and he pulls out, sits down on her vagina, and lets out a monster fart. The vibration from the flatulence will tickle the clit just enough to induce the womans orgasm.

*Bonus points if she is a squirter (instant bidet)

I dont think Sarah will talk to me again, I rumblestiltskinned her without a proper heads up and forgot I ate sugarless gummy bears for dessert.

by TheRumbler January 28, 2014

Sausage Rumbler

When doing anal sex, the catcher rips a huge fart. This results in rumbling of the sausage. This can be done with heterosexual couples as well as homosexual couples.

Dude i did her up the butt last night and she gave me a sausage rumbler. It felt pretty damn good.

by tbona July 12, 2009

Sitting on a Rubber Band

Speaking one's way into an akward conversation.

I was sitting on a rubber band when I told my date she had a fat ass.

by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007

Double ass rubber pusher

When a guy tapes a rubber dildo to the back of his waist, puts it into a girls ass, and is fucking another girl up her ass with his actual penis.

"Me, my girlfriend, and her sister tried the Double ass rubber pusher last night. It was fucking awesome."

by THATPERSON123456 November 4, 2011