royal elmer

the skin that connects your dick an your sac.

While my girlfriend was tongueing my royal elmer she was tickling my asshole.

by Bidds & MD September 8, 2007

royal alexander

The process by which a woman regurgitates on a man during intercourse, especially while she is giving head

She totally gave me a royal alexander

by Steebk September 5, 2015

Royal Me

Donald Trumps worldview is entirely about how things impact him, hence the Royal Me.

I don't care if your retirement account is off $20,000 in two days, Brexit has been great for me! (used as Royal Me)

by dmossi June 27, 2016

royal welcome

When a new fish gets raped on his first day in prison.

Verne gave poor cyril the royal welcome, cyril will never be the same again, first time he was raped.

by jonbatz March 20, 2016

The Royal Brittania

When your taking your woman from behind dog style, with your penis in her vagina and a string of anal beads in her ass, and at the point of your climax, shove your fingers down her throat til she vomits, shoot your load in her vag and yank the anal beads out fast and scream “God Save The Queen” all the while there’s a midget in the corner wearing a tuxedo and a monocle applauding while yelling “Well Played Old Bean”

Hey baby, fancy a bit of The Royal Brittania tonight?

by DevilledAssPrawn October 25, 2018

Royale Bitch

A Palaye Royale Fan, a type of soldier part of the Royale Soldier. It can also be used as a playful insult towards other soldiers.

“Omg, she’s such a Royale bitch.”
“#royalebitch”
“Hey, Royale Bitch, get over here!”

by royale~emerson April 28, 2019

The Royal Rescue

Sex act. When you put a crown on your partner and perform anal sex until they ask for help, then you turn the around, make them call you their hero and take your reward... anal sex.

I gave Janet the Royal Rescue last night, today she had not choice than to call me sir John.

by Cafetero October 1, 2019