band to orchestra ratio

another way of saying a ratio of one things rating to another with the number 1 for band and 1000000 for orchestra so its a 1:1000000

those two resteraunts have a band to orchestra ratio

by urmomsuckedme October 28, 2019

butt-to-face ratio

A term used to describe how much sucking up a person does versus normal dignified communication. A high butt-to-face ratio means you are a major kiss-ass.

- "Is it just me, or is Johnson kissing the boss's ass more than usual today?"
- "Johnson? That guy's butt-to-face ratio is always through the roof."

by CCompanies February 4, 2010

you're wrong + ratio

Used when someone doesn't have any other comebacks in an argument. The person who uses this is so confident they are correct, that they are essentially saying more people will agree with them, hence, "ratio". Most people also use "your wrong + ratio," because they didn't pay attention in 5th-grade grammar class.

(insert good argument here)

you're wrong + ratio

by xsierraz March 31, 2022

Up-Down Ratio

The ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down (or likes to dislikes) that everyone subconsciously calculates when glancing over items on this website or other websites with rated material to see if reading said item is even worth it.

"An up-down ratio of about 3.5, I'll definitely have to read this one!"

by Zeppelin/DC 56 September 23, 2011

Gum to Tooth Ratio

The ratio of the amount of gum showing relative to the size of teeth when one smiles or opens there mouth.

I was on a date with this chick when she opened her mouth, and there was so much gum there, I couldn't even tell that she had teeth. overall, it was a horrible gum to tooth ratio

by suckmyd May 11, 2012

signal to noise ratio

The approximate ratio of content-rich and interesting posts to trolls, flamewars, random shit and somesuch.

Man, the signal to noise ratio of this board dropped like a fucking rock when he started posting.

by 290 September 1, 2003

Fart Absorption Ratio

Fart Absorption Ratio or F.A.R.

The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.

Jimmy new he had pushed the chair past its Fart Absorption Ratio when he could no longer sit down without it emiting past odors. It was now time to buy a new chair.

After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.

John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.

by Captain Ahabs March 13, 2010