Urban Rooster

n. A dog which barks in the early morning hours and awakes people from their sleep, similar to a rooster on a farm.

The neighbor's 'urban rooster'dog wakes me up every morning at the crack of dawn.

by Walter 'Bearstradamus' Brzeski July 26, 2010

Red Rooster

When a man has sexual intercourse with a chicken or rooster (Preferably a rooster, hence the name) And when almost arriving at ejaculation, kills the poultry by breaking its neck, and then removing the head and inserting it into the anus for further stimulation whilst ejaculating as the beak still moves for few seconds after death due to it's nerves.

A Red Rooster provides much satisfaction for those with fetishes as a Red Rooster is a combination of Sexual Intercourse, Necrophilia, Beastiality, Rape and is generally just plain vulgar.

(Whilst on a farm)

Joe: Wow nice looking poultry bob, keen for a uh.. Red Rooster?
Bob: Why thanks Joey, ah w-wait what the-.. Get the FUCK outta my farm!

by PloughDough March 31, 2009

Red Rooster

A vagina that kinda hangs and resembles a roosters hood.

I finally banged Cindy. She had a big Red Rooster.

by Louisiplaya March 1, 2009

Loose Rooster

A dope fiend/drug addict.

The bust stop aint safe uptown no more cause of all them loose roosters

by Dbizzle1184 August 11, 2017

A Rooster

Cluck Cluck Cluck

Cluck Cluck A rooster

by Super Coopz November 12, 2019

The Rooster Teeth Bump

The positive spike in views on a video that is mentioned and linked in the link dump on the Drunk Tank Podcast.

Did you see The Rooster Teeth Bump on that indestructible phone video?" "The fan boys posted pages of comments that just said Drunk Tank ;)

by jimboslice79 July 7, 2011

Flaccid Rooster

A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.

Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011