royal elmer

the skin that connects your dick an your sac.

While my girlfriend was tongueing my royal elmer she was tickling my asshole.

by Bidds & MD September 8, 2007

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The Royal Brittania

When your taking your woman from behind dog style, with your penis in her vagina and a string of anal beads in her ass, and at the point of your climax, shove your fingers down her throat til she vomits, shoot your load in her vag and yank the anal beads out fast and scream “God Save The Queen” all the while there’s a midget in the corner wearing a tuxedo and a monocle applauding while yelling “Well Played Old Bean”

Hey baby, fancy a bit of The Royal Brittania tonight?

by DevilledAssPrawn October 25, 2018

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The Royal Rescue

Sex act. When you put a crown on your partner and perform anal sex until they ask for help, then you turn the around, make them call you their hero and take your reward... anal sex.

I gave Janet the Royal Rescue last night, today she had not choice than to call me sir John.

by Cafetero October 1, 2019

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Royal Hooper

The best the coolest and a real leader he is good guy really good at basket ball has hazel eyes and can make his hair go super san

Royal Hooper is better than nianmh.

by bob the joe killer November 9, 2017

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Royal Steve

The Royal Steve Saga II "This time it's not next time"

A film made in the spring of 2003 available on DVD, Steve saves the world fom the forces of evil.
warning...
this film kicks ass...go to: despised.co.uk for more details

1 - Sup? Raped?
2 - No dude, i jused saw Royal Steve for the first time...
1 - yeah... it'll do that
2 - {speechless}

by Royal Steve (saviour of the omniverse) March 12, 2004

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