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Luke Prouse

The Act of fucking someone in the ass while they're licking the floor and dribbling due to an un-holy amount of alcohol
That guy totally did a luke prouse last night.... that girl was so drunk!
by Cat Man Bitch! December 30, 2011
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Puerto Rican Promise

Rivera puerto rican promise'd black well he would buy her a 6 pack. Instead, he key'ed her car.
by cognitive July 14, 2011
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Middle-Finger Promise

Similar to a pinky promise, except with he use of the middle fingers. Usually a bond between two bros. It's a promise, acknowledging, "if I break this, I'm fucked."
Bro 1: Is this shit legit?!

Bro 2: I middle-finger promise!

A bond then can never be broken.
by JaRoy October 19, 2011
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Serbian Promise

A special type of promise, whilst appearing sincere and genuine is never ever actually carried out. Often followed by insanely unbelievable excuses and lies, in an effort to subdue the expectations of it ever being full filled.
(Milan) Hey do you want to go the city? I have the car and I will drive so you can drink? No Serbian promise here, trust me.

(George) "Yeah sure I will see you at the time arranged".

(Milan) Sorry man, but my friend Bogdan reckons that the tire pressure on my car will cause it to explode if I take it anywhere tonight".
by Geo Gronky August 20, 2007
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proselytute

1) A person who uses the religious beliefs of others for non-religious personal gain, ie., a politician
2) Those who go door-to-door, attempting to gain converts to their religion, i.e, a Mormon or missionary
Bob was a proselytute who hadn't seen the inside of a church since he was baptised, but he knew he could get votes by appealing to the wealthy bible-thumpers -- who'd shower him with campaign dollars if he'd just announce his "godliness" and pose for a "family values" photo shoot at the church picnic.
by WordyGrrl May 30, 2006
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Warcraft Promise

n. A pinky promise done virtually, when you can't link your pinky to the other person. This can be performed over the phone, through a webcam, or even typed. Usually for a couple minutes after the Warcraft Promise both people need to tell the truth.
Person 1: "Repeat after me."

Person 2: "Okay."

Person 1: "Warcraft Promise."

Person 2: "Warcraft Promise."

Person 1: "To the plippity plappity."

Person 2: "To the plippity plappity."

Person 1: "To the flippity flappity."

Person 2: "To the flippity flappity."

Person 1: "To the Republic of {add name here}."

Person 2: "To the Republic of {add name here}."

Person 1 & 2: "May her ugliness be greater than the nontruth."
by Poncho Franzwarez December 24, 2009
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piecrust promise

A piecrust promise is a promise you make, but you never fulfill it. The piecrust part is like saying you just have the crust of a pie, not the yummy filling. This could be called an empty promise.
I won't make a piecrust promise to you!
by SarahBubble245 April 29, 2011
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